Sunday, September 13, 2009

Fair Warning

Sunday October 4th is a full moon, and as per usual The Fucking Bike club will be going for a bike ride. You are welcome to come along, but only on one condition... Everyone who attends must ride a bike with 20" wheels or smaller. To do otherwise ensures brutal and sustained mocking for the entire night, not unlike the kind of shit talking that can usually be found in the comments section of this blog.

What's that you say? You don't have a bike with small wheels? Ask around, I'm be shocked if someone you know didn't have one you could borrow. If worse comes to worse, kids bikes only cost a few dollars at the thrift store. A few dollars is a pittance compared to the amount of fun you are gonna have on the 4th cruising the moonlight streets of St. louis with a bunch of Yahoos on kids bikes.

So join us, Sunday October 4th for Full Moon Fiasco #55: Just A Little Bike Ride. Meet at Turtle Park around 10:30 the ride leaves at 11:00pm sharp.

p.s. If anyone knows of an organization (CAMP, Bicycle Works?) that would be interested in accepting all the unwanted kids bikes left over from Full Moon Fiasco #55: Just a Little Bike Ride, let me know and we will arrange a mass donation.

Friday, September 04, 2009


Friday, September 4th 2009. Its Full Moon Fiasco #54. Meet at Turtle Park around 10:30pm. The ride leaves at 11:00 sharp. Bring a Passport, we are leaving the state. Also, bring cash our destination does not take plastic.
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