Thursday, August 31, 2006

Saddlebags (Brian) speaks!

The fbc got a letter today from Brian he 9 days into his bike ride from great falls to St Louis. He says hes gone 600miles at about 66.6 miles a day (i think hes doing that on purpose 666!). Brain also says and i quote "i am kicking the lewis and clark trails ass. i would like to say congrats to andy and cole for the month without drinking. Lee i hope your proud of me see you guys in a few weeks." me and andy not drinking only lasted for like a week but whetever.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

2nd Annual Alp D'Southwest Hill Climb

With much anticipation, Race Day came, and with it brought astounding feats of athleticism and patheticism. For those of you that attended, you know that the Alp D'Southwest is one of the greatly overlooked geological monstrosities of the American Middle West. Its will-breaking grade and oxygen starved environment is enough to bring even the most finely tuned athlete to his knees. Let alone an athlete who hadn't slept in two days and arrived at the race asleep in the back of his lady friend's car.
The pace was blistering and the timing technology advanced. Young men and women danced on pedals most immodestly in their quest to slay the great asphalt Goliath. In the end it was one man, Tim, who summited the peak in the fastest time, a startling one minute 1:56. A mere second in front of Cole, his next closest competetor. The winner of the lady's division, and one time leader of the race, was Christine with 2:37.
Basking in the pleasant glow of friendly competion, many of the athletes mused upon the higlights of day over quart cans of beer in the park, followed by a most regal feast at ole trusty Del Taco.

p.s. I made up the word "patheticism." What do you think?

Saturday, August 26, 2006

urban open four

to bad you guys dont live in flagstaff.
this event is goingto be super sweet.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Write this on the back of your hand.

2nd Annual Fucking Bike Club Alp D'Southwest Hill Climb. Sunday August 27th. Meet at the 7-11 at Mcausland and Southwest at 5:30pm the race starts at 6:00pm. Ride anything you want. If you show up, you're racing.

Also the deadline for registration for the Red Bull Soapbox Derby is approaching quickly. Lets get our asses in gear people.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

You can see the arch from Illinois

Big winners

Don't let the tough guy act fool you. Larry is a big cuddly teddy bear


Sweet 16 with the Queen

Yeah we brown bagged it to the Casino Queen. I loved every minute of it. Big shout out Bloody Nose Rose on the brown bag patches. That girl is all class.

First stop, Seven-Twenty Five Liquor Mart. Our second stop here in two rides and our second hilarious encounter with other customers in the parking lot. Something about 60 bike riders hanging out in a liquor store parking lot just doesnt seem normal in the hood. "Hang on a second, somebody sell me a pile of weed."

The Fucking Bike Club Legal Department

Read it and weep

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Wednesday August 9th. Leaves the Hi-Pointe at 11:00pm sharp. Bring brown paper bags all the neccessary identification for crossing the border into Illinois.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

National Night Out

"I knew it wasn't the Tour De France when they stopped at a liquor store."

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