Monday, January 29, 2007

Don't Drive Angry

Fiasco 22: Groundhog Day.

Friday, Februaury 2nd. We leave the Turtle Park on Oakland at 11:00pm sharp. If we're lucky we'll all get to relive this day over and over again in perpituity.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Did I mention that we towed a keg?

Sunday, January 21, 2007

The FBC Lives

Friday, January 19, 2007

Don't Be an Idiot

Stick it to Old Man Winter and follow this beautiful monstrosity to Fast Eddies Bon Aire. The Awesome Train leaves Turtle Park Station at 11:00am tommorow (Saturday Jan 20, 2007). Think of your Grandchildren.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Oh Grandpa, You were never cool.

Prove your idiot future grandkids wrong. Join The Fucking Bike Club for:

Keg Party on Wheels: The Cold Ride with Cold Beer.

On Saturday January 20th, Brian Depauli, homeowner, will be towing a keg of beer behind his trusty bike, Death Shadow, from The Turtle Park to Fast Eddies Bon Aire in beautiful, historic Alton Illinois. Now don't worry, if the keg is empty before we even reach the flood wall, John Patterson knows where there are some gas stations that sell beer and where a retarded beaver lives. I'll even bring a sharpie for knuckle tattoos.

Bring tools to fix your bike and enough money to split the cost of a shitty motel room with as many FBCers as you think are rad enough to show up. We will be riding back on Sunday. This is the kind of adventure that you can tell you can tell your grandkids about. You don't want to be a bad grandparent. Do you?


Thursday, January 04, 2007


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