Monday, January 08, 2007

Oh Grandpa, You were never cool.

Prove your idiot future grandkids wrong. Join The Fucking Bike Club for:

Keg Party on Wheels: The Cold Ride with Cold Beer.

On Saturday January 20th, Brian Depauli, homeowner, will be towing a keg of beer behind his trusty bike, Death Shadow, from The Turtle Park to Fast Eddies Bon Aire in beautiful, historic Alton Illinois. Now don't worry, if the keg is empty before we even reach the flood wall, John Patterson knows where there are some gas stations that sell beer and where a retarded beaver lives. I'll even bring a sharpie for knuckle tattoos.

Bring tools to fix your bike and enough money to split the cost of a shitty motel room with as many FBCers as you think are rad enough to show up. We will be riding back on Sunday. This is the kind of adventure that you can tell you can tell your grandkids about. You don't want to be a bad grandparent. Do you?

-LEE

13 Comments:

Anonymous fbc atty said...

on an unrelated tangent

someone just emailed me this link:
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which can spell out shit like
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otherwise they look amazingly annoying.

-deko

January 09, 2007 12:57 PM  
Anonymous alena said...

wish I could be on that fun ride.

January 09, 2007 2:21 PM  
Blogger Jeff P said...

I'm a horrible, horrible grandparent.

January 09, 2007 2:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What time does the party leave Pat's?

January 09, 2007 5:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What time does the party leave Pat's?

January 09, 2007 5:13 PM  
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January 09, 2007 11:09 PM  
Anonymous LEE said...

How about 11:00am we will leave the turtle park. Can everybody be ready that early?

January 11, 2007 2:02 PM  
Anonymous fbc newbie said...

how does Fast Eddies treat minors? this is important because I am one.

January 14, 2007 11:47 PM  
Anonymous LEE said...

Fast Eddie Hates Minors. Sorry dude.

January 15, 2007 10:01 AM  
Anonymous FBC East Sider said...

Checked the Fast Eddie's Bon Air website and the place is definitely 21 & up since it stated this fact on about every page.

Plenty of other stuff for the under 21 crowd to enjoy while in Alton
http://www.visitalton.com/attractions.cfm

January 15, 2007 7:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i assume this is 21+

January 19, 2007 6:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the third time.........

Fast Eddie's is 21+

Ride is all ages

January 20, 2007 12:12 AM  
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