Oh Grandpa, You were never cool.
Prove your idiot future grandkids wrong. Join The Fucking Bike Club for:
Keg Party on Wheels: The Cold Ride with Cold Beer.
On Saturday January 20th, Brian Depauli, homeowner, will be towing a keg of beer behind his trusty bike, Death Shadow, from The Turtle Park to Fast Eddies Bon Aire in beautiful, historic Alton Illinois. Now don't worry, if the keg is empty before we even reach the flood wall, John Patterson knows where there are some gas stations that sell beer and where a retarded beaver lives. I'll even bring a sharpie for knuckle tattoos.
Bring tools to fix your bike and enough money to split the cost of a shitty motel room with as many FBCers as you think are rad enough to show up. We will be riding back on Sunday. This is the kind of adventure that you can tell you can tell your grandkids about. You don't want to be a bad grandparent. Do you?
-LEE
Keg Party on Wheels: The Cold Ride with Cold Beer.
On Saturday January 20th, Brian Depauli, homeowner, will be towing a keg of beer behind his trusty bike, Death Shadow, from The Turtle Park to Fast Eddies Bon Aire in beautiful, historic Alton Illinois. Now don't worry, if the keg is empty before we even reach the flood wall, John Patterson knows where there are some gas stations that sell beer and where a retarded beaver lives. I'll even bring a sharpie for knuckle tattoos.
Bring tools to fix your bike and enough money to split the cost of a shitty motel room with as many FBCers as you think are rad enough to show up. We will be riding back on Sunday. This is the kind of adventure that you can tell you can tell your grandkids about. You don't want to be a bad grandparent. Do you?
-LEE
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on an unrelated tangent
someone just emailed me this link:
http://www.hokeyspokes.com
which can spell out shit like
fuckingbikeclub for instance.
otherwise they look amazingly annoying.
-deko
wish I could be on that fun ride.
I'm a horrible, horrible grandparent.
What time does the party leave Pat's?
What time does the party leave Pat's?
How about 11:00am we will leave the turtle park. Can everybody be ready that early?
how does Fast Eddies treat minors? this is important because I am one.
Fast Eddie Hates Minors. Sorry dude.
Checked the Fast Eddie's Bon Air website and the place is definitely 21 & up since it stated this fact on about every page.
Plenty of other stuff for the under 21 crowd to enjoy while in Alton
http://www.visitalton.com/attractions.cfm
i assume this is 21+
For the third time.........
Fast Eddie's is 21+
Ride is all ages
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