Tuesday, May 26, 2009

How Much Fun Can You Handle?

Its that time of year. Time for the first FBC approved race of the summertime. This one came from the fun-adled mind of the one and only Peat Henry. If you don't know who he is, you must be new in town.

Only Peat knows the exact format of the the race but I can tell you this much for sure, like all FBC sponsored races the point is not to prove how bad ass you are, it's to see how much fun you can have. Ride any bike you want, ride fast or ride slow, carry a pizza and a boombox with you or don't. Just meet us at the Turtle Park on Oakland Ave, Saturday June 6th. Sign ups start at 1pm the race starts at 2:00. A five dollar entry fee goes to charity. See you there.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009


Just think, at 9:45pm I thought prom wasn't gonna happen at all. We don't call these rides Fiascos for nothing.

Three cheers to Stephen for setting everything up, and then making it happen anyway when the dude he set everything up with forgot all about it.

And thanks to all 319 FBC Lifetime Members For Life who came out and had fun.

And to the 2 Lifetime Members For Life who decided to leave their bikes unlocked on Manchester at 3am, John and I stole them to prevent them from getting really stolen. You better start taking better care of your bikes, or you won't have anything to ride for next month.


Monday, May 04, 2009

Our Golden Anniversary

Prom is on! Please join the Fucking Bike Club for our 50th Full Moon Fiasco on Saturday May 9th 2009. In order to give us plenty of dancing time we will be starting early. Pick up your date and enjoy a nice dinner before meeting at Turtle Park around 7:30pm the ride leaves at 8:00pm sharp. Formal attire is required.
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