Tuesday, May 14, 2013

This Is It People. The Big One.

On Saturday May 25th 2013, your Fucking Bike Club presents Full Moon Fiasco #100: Prom!

Meet at Turtle Park at 6:30pm the ride leaves at 7:30pm sharp. Awesome outfits required!

See you there!



Blogger Liz said...

cannot. fucking. wait.

May 15, 2013 5:26 AM  
Blogger dgtized said...

Ohh, the almanac uses eastern time, not central. Full moon is technically on the 24th this month for central time as it falls within the hour. But yea ... guessing the venue is already set.

May 15, 2013 4:45 PM  
Anonymous Manfred said...

Oh, that really sucks. I was planning on extending my trip to STL by a day to catch this...but with the eastern time/central time mixup, I won't be in town (I thought it'd be on Friday). That's too bad. Have a beer or 5 for me.

May 15, 2013 4:51 PM  
Anonymous MOONFROST said...

Eastern time bullshit is a pain in the arse!

May 16, 2013 11:59 AM  
Anonymous Jerry Lundegaard said...

Awww, what the Christ!

May 16, 2013 12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No big deal, give me a bike, some buds, and suds, and I'll boogie.

May 16, 2013 12:15 PM  
Anonymous Always look on the bright side of life... then whistle said...

Saturday is better for a prom.

May 16, 2013 12:17 PM  
Anonymous Po-boy said...

Yeah! Maybe Friday is a party day for snooty-no-job-having-complacent types, or Ri¢hie Ri¢h, but for those of us who's last name is not Rockefeller, Saturday is the jam.

May 16, 2013 12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just got some new tires to make the bike go faster. Can one of you nutty bmx lads teach me to horse hop?

May 16, 2013 12:36 PM  
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May 16, 2013 8:08 PM  
Anonymous Partay? said...

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May 18, 2013 3:52 PM  
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May 19, 2013 9:41 AM  
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May 19, 2013 5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only problem with Prom (in my experience)is that there's too many horny teens high on herbal incense. Oh well, hopefully FBC Prom won't be like that.

May 20, 2013 9:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Horny teens high on herbal incense is a problem?!

May 21, 2013 4:28 AM  
Anonymous thisiswhatinternetisfor said...

the comments have really stepped up in the raunchness.. I feel poop is a thing of the past.. poop of the past if u will. Anyway great job everyone!

May 21, 2013 10:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sixteen will get you twenty.

May 21, 2013 12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am still looking for a wife

May 24, 2013 11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tonight is your night!

May 25, 2013 2:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That guy is going to get married, and realize how much it sucks.

May 25, 2013 2:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, ha ha. I can see it now:
I'm looking for a lawyer! I need a lawyer!

May 25, 2013 3:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't blame the FBC when your life is ruined by that crazy bitch. That's all I'm say'n.

May 25, 2013 3:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you know she'll be crazy?

May 25, 2013 3:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ummmm... they all are, duh!

May 25, 2013 3:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm a craaaaaaaaaaaazy woman, nom nom nom nom! you guys are idiots.

May 25, 2013 6:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^^ See she called us idiots, what a bitch. Even though there was some humor there, I'm sure she'd eventually start acting crazy all the time, like they all do.

May 25, 2013 10:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do like that she made the eat us alive nom sound. But, I agree, the funniness would fade, and we'd be left with soul crushing insults, and constant demands.

May 25, 2013 10:44 AM  
Anonymous Knyuck, Knyuck, Knyuck! said...

Woman Haters

May 25, 2013 11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pretty stoked on this

May 25, 2013 11:29 AM  
Anonymous Fact said...

Prom has been cancelled due to loud thunder. Fbc does not ride when it thunders,

May 25, 2013 11:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


May 25, 2013 12:46 PM  
Anonymous Wolfpack Hustle Scum said...

Prom is canceled because the Wolfpack Hustle kids are now in charge. They're taking us on a sprint interval training ride. Wear your spandex skinsuit and prepare to push your heart rate through the roof. The fun is over. Wolfpack Hustle is now in charge of the FBC. Fixed gear bicycles and an unhealthy desire to live on the West Coast are required.

May 25, 2013 12:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha hahahaha

May 25, 2013 2:58 PM  
Anonymous FBC Fattie said...

looks like someone is butthurt about being fat and unable to ride more than 3 miles.

step your game up, son.

May 25, 2013 3:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to each his on man

May 25, 2013 3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So is there a ride or not?

May 25, 2013 3:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have a totally wrong idea of what Wolfpack Hustle is about. We are fun loving cyclists who enjoy riding fast and pushing our selves in addition to rolling around the city hammered drunk. Each is a blast in its own right. If all you want to do is be belligerent on a bike and call it "fun" then fine, but I won't knock you for it. Don't knock us for enjoying riding hard. If you ever want to see how much you are and can be capable of, come on out. We love new faces and we don't drop anyone.

May 25, 2013 3:38 PM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

prom won!

May 26, 2013 1:31 AM  
Anonymous Dale dumps said...

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May 26, 2013 6:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wish there was FBC brunch! so we can all hang out again and talk about how awesome last night was.

May 26, 2013 9:09 AM  
Anonymous identityheadpoop said...

::likes:: last two comments... still poops

May 26, 2013 9:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am so hungover. Jesus. AH.

May 26, 2013 11:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any chance of one last post with all of the pictures from prom night?

May 26, 2013 3:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pictures please?

May 27, 2013 9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey numbskulls, it always takes some time to get the pictures up. This is not fucking Walgreens.

May 27, 2013 11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My heart will forever be saddened that I missed the final #100 prom ride. I hope someone picks up the reigns here! :-*

June 03, 2013 1:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like this.

November 09, 2015 1:22 AM  

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