Aprilween! and Volunteer Needed

Heads up-- the April Full Moon Fiasco is Aprilween. Halloween costumes are required to attend. This year Aprilween will be celebrated on Sunday April 17th. Meet at Turtle Park around 10:30pm.

From Turtle Park we will be riding first to the South Compton Water Tower which is being kept open for us. For $5 cash (which goes to the preservation of St. Louis water towers) you can climb to the top of the tower and party nearer the moon in an Aprilween costume. The people that are keeping the tower open for us are looking for one volunteer to assist them. This volunteer would be able to do the rest of the ride, but would need to skip the meet-up at Turtle Park. Any takers? Let us know in the comments.
-Lee

Fiasco #73: Fiesta de Sabrina

The Fucking Club is by the people and for the people. This month your fellow Lifetime Member For Life, Sabrina, has taken the reigns and the spoke card making responsibilities and we're gonna party South of the border style.

The theme is Mexico. That's the country immediately south of here where Sabrina and her bro just rode 2,222 through jungle and sand, all the while trying to avoid Montezuma's vengeance. Get yourself a bottle of the stuff with the worm in it, a festive extremely wide brimmed hat and maybe some slow simmered pinto beans and meet at Turtle Park Saturday March 19th at 10:30pm. The ride leaves at 11pm sharp. Ole!

-Lee

The Cold Ride 2011

May not be that cold this year. So why not join The Best Club in the World as we tow a keg of beer on our home-made keg trailer to Alton IL this Saturday, March 5th 2011?

When the Cold Ride was conceived many years ago our destination was Fast Eddie's Bon Aire, but in the intervening years our relationship with that establishment has turned sour. This year we will be headed to the glamorous Pub Room in Alton.

Alton is a long way from Turtle Park (~40 miles) and it will take us a long time to get there since we will be having a keg party on the way. You are invited to join us. But you will need to secure your own ride back from Alton, unless you are up for riding back (another ~40 miles) in the middle of the night, jumping the fences on both sides of the Chain of Rocks Bridge, and possibly getting sprayed by a skunk.

If you want to earn some real FBC cred, this is the ride for you. Bring whatever you need to keep yourself and your bicycle going for a long day and long night of beer soaked fun. Eat a hearty breakfast or early lunch and meet at Turtle Park at 11:30am the party leaves at noon sharp.

If you or someone you know isn't up for the ride but wants to meet us at The Pub Room, party and give some FBCers a ride home that would be awesome. Let us know in the comments. I want to see some girls on this ride!

Let's Party!!

-Lee