Plan Your Cosutmes Post Haste!

Because on Wednesday April 28th 2010, its the return of Aprilween. That magical night in April when The Fucking Bike Club boldly pronounces "We love Halloween so much, we celebrate it twice a year!"

Please help us celebrate the 2nd annual Aprilween by joining us for a bike ride. Meet at Turtle Park at 10:30pm Wednesday April 28th. The ride leaves at 11:00pm sharp.

Costumes are mandatory. If you can't be bothered to even half-ass a costume, please seriously consider staying home and watching TV.

-Lee