Monday, April 05, 2010

Plan Your Cosutmes Post Haste!

Because on Wednesday April 28th 2010, its the return of Aprilween. That magical night in April when The Fucking Bike Club boldly pronounces "We love Halloween so much, we celebrate it twice a year!"

Please help us celebrate the 2nd annual Aprilween by joining us for a bike ride. Meet at Turtle Park at 10:30pm Wednesday April 28th. The ride leaves at 11:00pm sharp.

Costumes are mandatory. If you can't be bothered to even half-ass a costume, please seriously consider staying home and watching TV.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

April 28th is a very significant date, is it the full moon too?

April 05, 2010 7:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

April 05, 2010 9:32 PM  
Blogger anna said...


April 05, 2010 10:37 PM  
Anonymous The Misfits said...

Candy apples and razor blades

Little dead are soon in graves

I remember Aprilween

April 06, 2010 11:48 AM  
Blogger HamWarmer said...

Jonquil vertigo

Where a single speed lemond is known

I remember Aprilween

April 08, 2010 8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since it was deleted, ill say it again... the admin. is a NINNY!!!

April 09, 2010 9:06 AM  
Anonymous Lee said...

Did you say it in Chinese the first time?


April 09, 2010 4:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, I am tenatively planning a Riverfront Trail bike ride this Sunday around 1pm! Wine, sammiches, fun! Anyone game?
And I LOVE Aprilween!!!!
Jenn D

April 09, 2010 4:16 PM  
Anonymous Dedicated Pini said...

There is a ride this Saturday, April the 10th, for my friend Julia's birthday. Here is what she has to say

Well, all I really want for my birthday is to get a lot of people together to have some drinks and ride some bikes. The plan is to leave from Meshuggah Cafe on the loop around 10:30-10:45pm. PROBABLY we will head either to the Royale or to Atomic Cowboy, and there's a good chance that other bars will be involved as the night progresses. If you have any suggestions for where you wanna ride, speak up!


April 09, 2010 4:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, scratch that post about the RF trail- There is a matinee show at Lemmons Sun Afternoon- We should meet there and plan the ride from Lemmons, while eating pizza.
-Jenn D

April 10, 2010 10:58 AM  
Blogger Spockgirl said...

I happened upon your blog today and have to say, you got a guffaw out of this (old) girl. FBC sounds Fbrilliant. I should post my comment anon, but what the hey. Moonlight ride in costume? I wish.

April 10, 2010 7:48 PM  
Anonymous megalodon said...

i will eat anyone who does not desire to be in costume. i also challenge Althoas From the North to a costumed game of Foot Down. it is the full moon, i will also eat anyone who does not know how to follow links. farmers almanac full moon list.
wet suits.

April 12, 2010 8:16 AM  
Blogger Althotas said...

megalodon, Althotas only rides on the full moon closest to Halloween. (or more accurately Samhain-Festival of the Dead) So while I appreciate your lack of fear in challenging me, (which would surely end in your injury, or demise) your gonna have to fuck off to hell without me.

April 12, 2010 7:07 PM  
Blogger barney said...

I know it's a pain but it would be good to delete the spam comments from earlier posts. This would help make the fbc and its blog better and besides who likes tricky bastard parasites like them?

April 14, 2010 7:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Record Store Day is this Sat! Bike to the loop, drink free beer and watch free music at Vintage Vinyl, 12-5pm. (Blondiegrunt, Hooten Hallers, NOMO,Beat Street w/ DJ Needles)! Sat night is the after party at Mangia! Bike down and get rad with the Hooten Hallers and Magic City! It's going to be gorgeous out- no reason to drive!
Jenn D
PS- Lee- I'm about to be your neighbor!

April 14, 2010 6:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trent- i'm hoping to find you on here. just checking to see if your still screen printing that wife beater for my costume. i can supply a shirt if you need on too. lemme know. -Sarah

April 20, 2010 11:33 PM  
Blogger STL BIKE POLO said...

Sarah -definitely still going to make your shirt. It will be done by the end of the weekend.


April 21, 2010 10:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

April 22, 2010 11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank you so much!!! see you at the ride then!

April 23, 2010 3:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talayna's: Stealing The FBC's ideas since 2009

April 23, 2010 11:04 AM  
Blogger chocolate alaska said...

FBC on facebook yall.
i'll just put up monthly reminders and pictures like the blog here, only no more anonymous chinese posts. you'll have to come here for those. lee, if you've got facebook message me so i can make you an admin

April 25, 2010 4:54 PM  
Blogger mr. awesome said...

Hey Chocolate Alaska,

The FBC doesn't want to be on Facebook. Please un-sign us up. I'll explain why in person.


April 25, 2010 6:39 PM  
Blogger chocolate alaska said...

ah, totally get it. it's deleted. only like 4 people saw it i think.

update on king khan: i talked to jared from black lips when they were in chicago and he said that king khan wants to take a break when he's done with his tour this year and spend time with his kids, so it's unlikely that he'd be available for a full moon fiasco. i'm gonna talk to windish still and see what they say, but i don't know.

anyone go to black lips when they came into st. louis? how was it? i couldn't make it down in time.

April 25, 2010 8:36 PM  
Anonymous Ashleigh Gill said...

i'm working at the Trophy Room that night. if you want to stop by i'll give costumed riders $1.00 pabst or $5.00 buckets of 6 pabst.

April 26, 2010 12:33 PM  
Anonymous Ashleigh said...

if you do, after midnight please so my barback can help me :)

April 26, 2010 12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


April 26, 2010 7:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dollar bin has stolen the FBC aprilween idea too.

April 27, 2010 1:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FBC already has a destination for Aprilween: HELL

April 27, 2010 6:07 AM  
Blogger King said...

Last fiasco cost me my crappy day job. A lake of stink water ate my bicycle. So now it stinks and is rusty(more). I love the FBC. Makind great descions for me since 2008.

April 27, 2010 7:15 AM  
Anonymous DOLLAR-BIN said...

"The dollar bin has stolen the FBC aprilween idea too.'

Just FYI....FBC didn't "invent" the halfway to Halloween.

...and neither did we!!

Anyways. Who cares. The more costumes the merrier! If you wanna end up at DOLLAR-BIN we'd love it.



April 28, 2010 12:20 PM  
Anonymous The FBC said...

We invented it.

April 28, 2010 1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this flyer says 2008.

April 28, 2010 1:55 PM  
Anonymous FBC said...

Fuck you, Dollar-Bin.

April 28, 2010 2:32 PM  
Anonymous The Earth said...

The First FBC AprilWeen was held april 31st 1981. I was One month and 14 days old.

Suck it Dollar Bin!

April 28, 2010 2:44 PM  
Anonymous Reality Check said...

Wow, a fucking flier with the year 2008 on it. Fuck, I could find a million of those. How about you find one that says APRILWEEN on it. That fucking shit was in May, FUCK.

no offense meant to atomic
some offense meant to talayna's

April 28, 2010 3:14 PM  
Anonymous Andrew W.K. said...

Being a dick makes me want to go to dollar bin even less than i did before. way to be a dick while trying to coax people into going to a party that was clearly ripped off by dollar bin. we were already gonna party hard before you so rudely stole it. POSERS!

April 28, 2010 3:58 PM  
Anonymous Aprilween said...

Listen to this...LOUD:

April 28, 2010 7:48 PM  
Anonymous Ashleigh said...

Trophy awaits!!

April 28, 2010 8:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the guy i passed tonight after working late, at McCausland/Manchester, I slowed down and said "Have fun on the ride," You yelled back "It's my road too!"...

Hows about less chip on shoulder, more fun?

April 28, 2010 9:46 PM  
Anonymous Lifetime Member said...

All of those knock-off "Halfway to Halloween" parties will be nowhere close to the amount of fun we had last night.

Aprilween: Accept no substitutions.

April 29, 2010 5:42 AM  
Anonymous Full Moon Fiasco #62 said...

...before Lee tore down a billboard and dragged it through Midtown and the Central West End...

April 29, 2010 6:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I am missing a black backpack that contained some house and car keys. It was last in my possession inside or right outside Rue 13. I went asked them about it today and they had nothing. Any info please email-


P.S. Last night was amazing.

April 29, 2010 7:38 PM  
Anonymous mom said...

Of coarse it was! It was my birthday.

May 04, 2010 8:05 PM  
Anonymous mom said...

Of coarse it was! It was my birthday.

May 04, 2010 8:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


May 04, 2010 8:38 PM  
Anonymous mom said...

Of coarse it was! It was my birthday.

May 07, 2010 12:39 PM  
Anonymous mom said...

Of coarse it was! It was my birthday.

May 07, 2010 12:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


May 07, 2010 12:40 PM  
Anonymous mom said...

Of coarse it was! It was my birthday.

May 07, 2010 12:41 PM  
Anonymous mom said...

Of coarse it was! It was my birthday.

May 07, 2010 12:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


May 07, 2010 12:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


July 15, 2010 4:29 PM  
Anonymous Lauren Jones said...

Fuck you, Dollar-Bin.

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