Full Moon Fiasco #26: Blue Moon!

Full Moon Fiasco #26 is this Thursday, May 31st. According to our fearless leader this is the 2nd aniversary of the Full Moon Fiasco. This is also the second full moon this month, which makes it a Blue Moon. So what does that mean? Who knows? But it doesn't happen very often so lets celebrate!

To capture the spirit of the occasion, everyone that rides with us on Thursday should be dressed from head to toe in blue. And if you wanted to drink Blue Moon brand beer or dye any brand of beer blue with food coloring, I'm not going to stop you. Or maybe you could drink blue mad dog, the possibilities are endless.

We are going to be meeting at the Turtle Park on Oakland Ave. So show up early and have a few drinks at Pat's across the street. We will be leaving at 11:00pm, don't be late.

-LEE

We Had Fun Again... What a Surprise

I'm proud of you FBC.

I hope everyone else had a nice pre-prom dinner. In our group no one opted for the brain sandwich, but John P. did have the chili dog which Schotzies makes with a wiener the size of a rolled up Sunday newspaper.

One great thing about being 26 years old and still living with your parents is that all their old clothes are still in the attic. Cole is only 22, but he still looks pretty cool in our dad's old tuxedo.

If this was 1987 and we all lived in Bogota, Columbia all Andy would need is a white Lamborghini Countach and he would be the untouchably cool drug kingpin that all the other drug kingpins wanted to be.

Andrew suggested that we have a limbo contest to help get things started. A minute later this photo was taken. God I'm graceful.

None of the above photographs have been doctored in any way. I can hardly believe it either, but with enough cheap beer and a dance floor, anything is possible.

Blah Blah Blah we made a human pyramid.

The photo on the left was taken months ago at Fast Eddie's for The Fucking Bike Club's Cold Ride with Cold Beer for Cold Beer. The photo on the right was taken at FBC Prom A Night to Remember. I am presenting them side by side as photographic proof that Peat Henry only has one shirt and one dance move.

At about 1:30 Cole and Brian announced themselves Prom King and King. Nobody I spoke to remembers participating in a vote, but they were wearing crowns, so I guess it had to be legit.

They say, You can please some of the people all of the time and most of the people most of the time. But you can't please all of the people all of the time.

Well, I don't know why they say that because its pretty much total bullshit.

In case you didn't know, Jim Utz is one of the coolest motherfuckers that ever drank beer from a can. He once rode his bike to the moon just to see if he could. When he got there he found it cold, inhospitable and boring so he turned around and rode back to the East Side. As if that wasn't cool enough, if you look closely, in this photograph he appears to be lactating.

Cole and I rode home in the rain. By the time we got home we'd might as well have gone swimming, we couldn't have been anymore saturated. Speaking of interesting rides home, ask Lauren, Eric or John P. about their ride home next time you see them. It was so exciting it spawned its own future FBC ride which we're tentatively calling The Witness for the Prosecution Ride. Stay tuned...

-Lee