Friday, May 04, 2007

We Had Fun Again... What a Surprise

I'm proud of you FBC.

I hope everyone else had a nice pre-prom dinner. In our group no one opted for the brain sandwich, but John P. did have the chili dog which Schotzies makes with a wiener the size of a rolled up Sunday newspaper.

One great thing about being 26 years old and still living with your parents is that all their old clothes are still in the attic. Cole is only 22, but he still looks pretty cool in our dad's old tuxedo.

If this was 1987 and we all lived in Bogota, Columbia all Andy would need is a white Lamborghini Countach and he would be the untouchably cool drug kingpin that all the other drug kingpins wanted to be.

Andrew suggested that we have a limbo contest to help get things started. A minute later this photo was taken. God I'm graceful.














None of the above photographs have been doctored in any way. I can hardly believe it either, but with enough cheap beer and a dance floor, anything is possible.

Blah Blah Blah we made a human pyramid.





















The photo on the left was taken months ago at Fast Eddie's for The Fucking Bike Club's Cold Ride with Cold Beer for Cold Beer. The photo on the right was taken at FBC Prom A Night to Remember. I am presenting them side by side as photographic proof that Peat Henry only has one shirt and one dance move.





At about 1:30 Cole and Brian announced themselves Prom King and King. Nobody I spoke to remembers participating in a vote, but they were wearing crowns, so I guess it had to be legit.

They say, You can please some of the people all of the time and most of the people most of the time. But you can't please all of the people all of the time.

Well, I don't know why they say that because its pretty much total bullshit.

In case you didn't know, Jim Utz is one of the coolest motherfuckers that ever drank beer from a can. He once rode his bike to the moon just to see if he could. When he got there he found it cold, inhospitable and boring so he turned around and rode back to the East Side. As if that wasn't cool enough, if you look closely, in this photograph he appears to be lactating.

Cole and I rode home in the rain. By the time we got home we'd might as well have gone swimming, we couldn't have been anymore saturated. Speaking of interesting rides home, ask Lauren, Eric or John P. about their ride home next time you see them. It was so exciting it spawned its own future FBC ride which we're tentatively calling The Witness for the Prosecution Ride. Stay tuned...


-Lee

9 Comments:

Anonymous christine said...

Hey guys, I just wanted to thank everyone who drank schafleys donated beer and threw in a few bucks to help me in my semi half-assed fundraising effort. I hope none of you got screwed on the amount of beers you actually drank...if so just let me know and I'll buy you a beer at the next fiasco. I met my goal of $3000 today so it looks like Prince and his lazy eye are starting school in the fall. If any of you need surgery and find yourself in Nigeria you know who to find. Thanks again.--christine

May 04, 2007 4:58 PM  
Blogger fucking bike club said...

man, that looks like the greatest time in history.
i wish i ws there. but alas, arizona has my number.
get ready for the great chopper build off, it is going to get sweet.

May 05, 2007 12:53 PM  
Anonymous joedeko said...

No shit mike, that was the one of the most insanely happily silly things ever done by ...anyone, ever. too much fucking fun.

May 05, 2007 10:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe that the FBC ride to court is cancled. It just doesn't sound like a good idea to kick a guy while he is down. Also, the riders who pressed charges will be out of town for the court date. Rest asured that drivers are learning that bikers bite back, we just don't need to get the courts involved, after all Mr. Deko is bussy enough as it is.
-John P.

May 10, 2007 4:20 PM  
Blogger fucking bike club said...

who is going to court?

May 11, 2007 9:03 AM  
Anonymous barney said...

I was just wondering when the first Fiasco was. I was a late starter; my first card was the one with Rob Bell's mug on it in late 2005. If I am guessing right it should be about the two-year anniversary, or there abouts.

So what is planned for the blue moon next time, huh?

May 22, 2007 12:39 AM  
Blogger fucking bike club said...

may 2005. there was four of us.
this month is in fact the two year anniversery, maybe time for a super fiasco.

May 22, 2007 7:29 PM  
Anonymous everett said...

How about an update. Let us know what's going on. VFW?

May 25, 2007 7:55 AM  
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