If This Was Next Month The People In These Photos Would All Be Mustacheoed

Eventually we will all come to the realization that there is no such thing as a normal Fiasco. Its either frigid cold, we have a police escort, or some big tittied lady is standing in the window of the Best Western as naked as a drunk FBCer in an East St. Louis golf course lake.

This month it was an unexpected keg of beer, a security guard who called in air support, and warm delicious backpack brisket. Sweet delicious backpack brisket.














GROW YOUR MUSTACHE!

-Lee

The Cruel Slopes of Southwest Avenue.

For the third year in a row, some brave lifetime-members-for-life of the FBC pitted themselves against Southwest Avenue and a stop watch. When it was all said and done the hill was still standing unlike most of the riders.

DUDES
1st: Lee (2:01.75)
2nd: Peat (2:02.13)
3rd: Cole (2:03.40)
4th: Eddie (2:06.60)
5th: Dave Stone (2:06.77)
6th: Robert (2:16.16)
7th: Dave (2:17.63)
8th: John P. (2:18.86)
9th: Brian (2:22.17)
10th: Adrian (2:23.81)

CHICKS
1st: Christine (2:27.12)
2nd: Rose (2:45.89)
3rd: Allissa (3:06.76)


FBC Racing Fans!

Karl offered a ten dollar prize for anyone who puked. I won that too!

Dudes 1st and 2nd place celebrate with Ultimate Gulps

Chicks 1st and 2nd place celebrate with a Take Five

Presentation of the third place trophy. Golden malt liquor and pickles.

4th Place winner and prize: Eddie and expanding foam capsules.

Spontaneous habenero pepper easting contest.

Rose's dress clothes.

-Lee

Full Moon Fiasco #29: Back To School.

Tuesday August 28th. We leave Turtle Park at 11:00 sharp.
Dust off your old school uniform and tell your FBC classmates what you did over your summer vacation.

Also, Next month's Fiasco is the Mustache Ride. Stop shaving now!

-Lee

Come Ride Your Bike Up a Hill.

The Third annual Alp D'Southwest Hillclimb, Sunday August 26th. Meet at the 7-11 on the corner of Mcausland and Southwest at 5:00pm.

Put That in Your Calendar and Smoke It.

Saturday, August 25th: Moonlight Ramble
Sunday, August 26th: 3rd Annual Alp D'Southwest Hill Climb
Tuesday, August 28th: Full Moon Fiasco 29
Sunday, September 9th: Super Happy Funtime Alleycat Race (Cole's Birthday)

National Night Out 2007

Tuesday August 7th.
We leave Turtle Park at 7:00pm sharp.
Put on your mooching shoes.

-Lee

Pictures of You in Your Underwear.

Before next summer I'm going to try to convince my parents that we need a huge in-ground swimming pool. Until then I guess we'll just have to be satisfied with riding our bikes around St. Louis in our underwear and swimming in public fountains.

-Lee

FAST EDDIES TOMORROW!

meet at turtle park at 4:00 pm, leave turtle park at 4:30 pm, fast eddies between 7:30 and 8:00. some of us will be riding back that night, but i cant speak for everyone.

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Water on the Moon

Jim took his pool party of astronomy to the Moon where he found water and went skinny dipping with a couple Martian babes. From there he met Lee, Cole, Rose, and Moaneeka the All Night Freaka in Chicago for a 400 or so mile bike adventure. The furious five made it 115 miles there first day.

If you want to learn more about their amazing adventure and have one of your own go on a bike ride to Fast Eddies Bon Aire and meet up with them. Their plan is to be in Alton of Friday. There is no set time to leave on Friday but it will most likely be in the afternoon from Turtle Park. I will be checking in with them during the week to make sure they are still on schedule. Check back if you are interested in going I will have more details soon.

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