Monday, November 07, 2011

Guess What?

Full Moon Fiasco #81 will take place on Thursday, November 10th 2011. Anyone is welcome to attend. Meet at Turtle Park around 10:30pm, the ride leaves at 11:00pm sharp!

See you there.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thursday night's low is predicted to be 28 degrees.

Cold weather Fiascos have arrived!

November 07, 2011 5:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But we are going to heat it up!

November 07, 2011 5:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since we didn't do it last month we should go have a drink at Busch Stadium, ride circles around Occupy StL and then go show support for Paddy-Os!

November 08, 2011 8:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We should ride where Lee leads us and stop suggesting where he should take us.

November 08, 2011 8:41 AM  
Anonymous Matthew said...

I agree with that guy.
Let's not turn this board into 'who wants to go where'.
Dress warm and follow along like the rest of us sheep.

November 08, 2011 10:28 AM  
Anonymous Misanthropic Anarchist said...

Will you fucking people stop talking about political shit! Do that on your own time, on your own blog. This has already been addressed, FBC will not partake! Fuck your politics! Why don't you start your own PBC (political bike club). You can pass your agenda on to like minded drones, do your boring rides, and leave us out of it!

November 08, 2011 10:34 AM  
Anonymous 8:21AM Anonymous again said...

Maybe some of you should take some reading comprehension classes and dust up on some satire as well

My post was poking fun at the many comments last month...

Busch Stadium - closed

Show support for Paddy-Os?

Ride circles around Occupy StL?

I jumbled up the items for fun and the next three comments believed I was serious.


November 08, 2011 6:16 PM  
Anonymous Propagahndi said...

KIll em all and let a norse god sort em out

November 08, 2011 7:29 PM  
Anonymous Gofukyerzelf said...

I think this should be a Gwar tribute ride due to the recent death of Gwar's lead guitarist. Everyone dress as your favorite Gwar character and shoot green semen on your fellow riders.

November 08, 2011 7:33 PM  
Anonymous Misanthropic Anarchist said...

The reason your humor was lost on me is because:

I wouldn't know Busch stadium is closed, cause I don't give a fuck about baseball.

I fucking hate the Irish.

It would seem Occupy StL is still going on.

So fuck you, and your satire. How about you take some suicide classes, and brush up on doing the world a favor.

November 08, 2011 10:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Misanthropic Anarchist - the reason the humor was lost on you is because you are a dolt!

I care little of those things which is why I was poking fun at them.

I wouldn't think a misanthropic anarchist would expect anyone to do any favors. especially for 'the world'.

Get a life and take a bath, you are in dire need of both or pick another character to play on the message boards as your current one is boring.

November 09, 2011 8:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you have to explain your joke, it wasn't that good.

Maybe you should dust up on Making Internet Jokes 101.

November 09, 2011 8:28 AM  
Anonymous SLAAANGER said...

I want to learn more slang. Can someone tell me why dust up is being used instead of brush up? Dust up is already slang for a scuffle or brawl, so what are these kids talking about?

November 09, 2011 9:11 AM  
Anonymous Misanthropic Anarchist said...

I said "do the world a favor" because I really want to see you die. I want everyone to die, but I think it would be best if you go first.

If you find my so called character boring, you should kill yourself. You will not find me boring in the afterlife, because there is no afterlife.

November 09, 2011 9:22 AM  
Anonymous happy times! YAY said...

Hmm. I love being happy! We should all be happy! Smile smile smile! WOOO!

November 09, 2011 11:28 AM  
Blogger 100knives said...


November 09, 2011 12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Fucking E-Fight Club

November 09, 2011 12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You shouldn't talk about that!

November 09, 2011 1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Misanthropic Anarchist

you want everyone to die, i want ice cream

now get off your smart phone and go wash my SUV again because you missed a spot and I need the laundry done by tomorrow

November 09, 2011 3:10 PM  
Anonymous URL said...

fuck your gwar! leave gwar out of this! this is not a gwar bike club! make your own fucking GBC (gwar bike club) for you and your like minded drones!!! leave us out of it!!! --- p.s. to my soulard/mckinley heights/benton park bike friends i met last FBC i'll meet you by that school at 10:15, unless i don't in which case i decided to stay home and play xbox instead of going on a bike ride.

November 09, 2011 3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I need a wife looking for a wife

November 09, 2011 4:02 PM  
Anonymous Misanthropic Anarchist said...

You had better ride sitting down all tomorrow night. I swear, if you get out of that saddle even once, I'm gonna eat your butt so deep. Hardcore.

November 09, 2011 7:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm standing on the pedals the entire ride.

November 09, 2011 8:34 PM  
Anonymous If You're One Please Respond said...

For a group that doesn't allow assholes there sure are a number of them present here!

November 09, 2011 8:43 PM  
Blogger E.F. Shut In said...

I think there is a way for us all to be civilized. You yanks can be civil, right? Let's talk about something we all love: CHEESE! Even a failed humorist can enjoy a good hunk of Gouda. A misanthrope can revel in the complexities of a good Roquefort, while awaiting the last human death. For the rest of you, I suggest Camembert de Normandy. With a 3 week maturation, you should have notes of early fall on the back end. Bring a spoon!

November 09, 2011 9:18 PM  
Anonymous Carlie said...

I think Misanthropic Anarchist is a laugh riot, and hope to see more... Even though he wants me dead.

November 09, 2011 9:31 PM  
Anonymous 8:21AM Anonymous said...

Fuck you, Carlie, you suck-up cunt.

November 09, 2011 9:33 PM  
Anonymous If You're One Please Respond said...

I will respond, by saying if it weren't for us assholes, you buttfuckers wouldn't survive!

November 09, 2011 9:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone love everyone.

November 10, 2011 2:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Misanthropic Anarchist is about as funny as A.I.D.S. or anal cancer

a shining example of where open membership has it flaws

November 10, 2011 3:56 PM  
Anonymous Carlie said...

Not a suck-up at all. Just kinda in love. I hope when I die, Misanthropic Anarchist will consider adding necrophiliac to his name.

November 10, 2011 4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

still need a wife

November 10, 2011 4:19 PM  
Anonymous Foam ring said...

Actually, my uncle has anal cancer, and for some reason, we can't stop laughing about it.

November 10, 2011 4:22 PM  
Anonymous Tyler Durden said...

You dolts need to brush up on how to have a proper dust up.

November 10, 2011 4:25 PM  
Anonymous Paper street said...

I say fuck the ride, let's just hit some golf balls.

November 10, 2011 4:32 PM  
Anonymous Robert Pulson said...

Can't make the ride. Bad case of rigor mortis.

November 10, 2011 4:35 PM  
Anonymous Tyler said...

Thought it was Paulson?

November 10, 2011 4:37 PM  
Anonymous Robert 'Bob' Paulson said...

Yeah, brain not work well now... forget how to speel things. Even my niam.

November 10, 2011 4:38 PM  
Blogger King said...

Isn't this one the underware ride?

November 10, 2011 4:40 PM  
Anonymous Marla Singer said...

Can't make it either. I've got a stomach full of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much.

November 10, 2011 4:42 PM  
Anonymous COLDshriveledBALLS said...

I'm riding in my underwear! Standing up the whole time, so I can look for a wife.

November 10, 2011 4:44 PM  
Anonymous Marla Singer said...

BTW, I stopped by Turtle park, and your whacked out bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! They almost broke my arm! They were burning their fingertips with lye, the stink was unbelievable!

November 10, 2011 4:47 PM  
Anonymous Richard Chesler said...

Is that your blood?

November 10, 2011 4:49 PM  
Anonymous Narrator said...

Some of it, yeah.

November 10, 2011 4:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one.

November 10, 2011 4:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it really an underwear ride? It's kinda cold.

November 10, 2011 4:52 PM  
Anonymous Narrator said...

You wake up at Atomic, Mangia, Bar 101. You wake up at Rally Point, Rue 13, Art Hill. Macklind, Chouteau, the East Side. Lose a glove, gain an tube. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at the History Museum's fountain. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

November 10, 2011 5:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sitting in class but after this bs im with da fbc crew getting buck wild! this club is about having fun fuck politics yo

November 10, 2011 5:15 PM  
Anonymous Lee said...

you're too old fat man, and your tits are too big. Get the fuck out of my bike club!

November 10, 2011 7:46 PM  
Anonymous Doughnutscompetewithbeer said...


November 11, 2011 8:55 AM  
Anonymous Doughnutscompetewithbeer said...


November 11, 2011 8:55 AM  
Blogger rmf4 said...

No 11/11/11 ride? Damn farmer's almanac!

November 12, 2011 1:34 AM  
Anonymous EARLL STAKNY said...

okay, I didn't take a shit.. but man oh man do i know where I met the man met the mall rat with the tiny arms of steel that clinch the baby bears tiny lobby light switch. It's dark and light and dark and light again.. OKAY! I DIDN'T TAKE A SHIT! but OH man.

November 12, 2011 5:17 PM  
Anonymous SGrAndy said...

Hey! More Alley Cat action coming up the Saturday after Thanksgiving!!!!! This race's theme: Lit-Up Landmarks!! Start at the handlebar, end at the handlebar, chaos, lights, and speed in between! Pre-register to save $$$!!! Beer, bikes, prizes, fun, party!!!!

Pre-register here:

November 15, 2011 10:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lee love messin with 13 yo girls

November 16, 2011 3:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where does all of that alley cat money go? Normally, alley cat entrance fees are given out to the top racers. Every alley cat race that has ever taken place in St. Louis had cash payouts from the registration fees.

If the registration money isn't going to the prize pot, where is it going? Are you making charitable donations with it? Are you pocketing the money? Are you forking it over to your landlord? The racers have a right to know, and the organizers have an obligation to share that info.

Alley cats are not hard to organize or run. There's little to no overhead. You have prizes donated. Glowsticks do not cost that much. Where did the money from the last race go? Where is the money from this race going? You have raised the price for the second race. Why? More money to sucker out of trusting racers?

Ideally, all of the money should go into the prize pot like every other alley cat ever. If it is not being given out as a cash payout to racers, I think you had better have a damn good explanation where it is going.

I am sitting out this race and every race after it until everyone understands where their race money is going.

November 17, 2011 11:39 AM  
Blogger SpokedSTL said...

^^^ To Anonymous above, I have answered you questions and concerns in my blog. Thanks for your interest and feedback.

Your pal,

November 17, 2011 3:57 PM  
Blogger SpokedSTL said...

also, this is the FBC blog. Your post has nothing to do with the FBC ride and this page is not your personal soapbox. Please keep you negativity off of this page as you are disrupting everyone else's good time.

If you have comments about my organization then post your comments there.

This blog is for positive vibes.


November 17, 2011 4:03 PM  
Anonymous Internet Police said...

You can promote your event in the comments section of the FBC blog, but people aren't allowed to question or comment on the event?

November 17, 2011 4:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll gladly pay your entry to the series. I know where the money goes and I know why Matt spends his time planning them. It's simple really, he loves bikes and he wants other people to have a good time on them.

November 17, 2011 5:37 PM  
Anonymous Rick Shaw said...

I will be happy to spend $5 on the race. Thanks for throwing on the race. Keep the beer flowing and I wont question the $5. Great prizes. Fun time. Beat the hell out of the New Belgium Urban Assault race that was around $60 and felt like a 20 mile advertisement. Fuck its only five bucks. I also think this blog can be for both talking shit and making people aware of fun bike related activities. Otherwise I wouldnt read it ever and I would just show at turtle park every month like a vaginal discharge.

November 19, 2011 4:21 PM  
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