Thursday, October 06, 2011

Dedicated to a Great St. Louisan

The Fucking Bike Club wouldn't be what it is without Turtle Park.  It's the perfect meet-up spot and one of those places where it's hard to have a bad time. We can all thank Bob Cassilly for that. Let's thank him with Full Moon Fiasco #80.

Ride your most interesting or modified bicycle and be ready to ride in the spirit of Bob. Meet at Turtle Park Tuesday, October 11th around 10:30pm, the ride leaves at 11 o'clock sharp.

See you there.
-Lee

80 Comments:

Anonymous Rick Shaw said...

Lets get weird

October 06, 2011 9:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"lets get weird"

probably not gonna be too hard.........

October 06, 2011 9:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's what she said.

October 07, 2011 7:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What day is the ride u didnt say a date

October 07, 2011 12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we should ride downtown and join in with the protesters down at kiener plaza

October 07, 2011 12:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still am looking for a wife any one wanna be my wife

October 07, 2011 12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck the protesters downtown.

The Fucking Bike Club has no political agenda. Don't try to drag something awesome into something stupid.

October 07, 2011 1:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those protests aren't stupid, but we are about moving around not staying still. If you wanna go downtown, go there on your own time. Or after the ride.

p.s. Marriage guy, I think you want fucking "church club".

October 07, 2011 3:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck your apathy. A lot of those protesters are good people, out for a good reason... Inertia is stupid.... But you're right, it has NOTHING to do with the FBC. The FBC is STRICTLY fun. No politics allowed, and that's cool too.
HOWEVER, a lot of the protests are bike-related, so if you DO give a shit about anything, it might be fun for a few of you to give it a whirl.
Love,
Jenn

October 07, 2011 5:41 PM  
Anonymous Rick Shaw said...

Oct 11 Tuesday Night I will be getting weird. The Full Moon will be out and that means that I ride a bike. I ride for fun and not for politics. Tall bikes, cruisers, tandems, unicycles, bicycles, and tricycles. These will be the only politics I know. I will ride to get weird.

October 07, 2011 7:22 PM  
Anonymous deko said...

Yeah gang

We accept em all. White, black, brown or other. Member for life Gay straight, in-between or other. Member for life love the flag, feel ambiguous about it or just like singing about and dont particularly like to think about shit Nothing NOTHING political about that.

High, drunk, sober or just naturally hyper. Accepted. NOTHING political there.

October 07, 2011 8:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What be politics?

October 08, 2011 12:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

May I throw in that this is the CLOSEST RIDE TO HALLOWEEN!!!
-Jake-

October 08, 2011 1:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then if no politics then lets have a christian bible ride and at the end we all have a christian bible study n worship god

October 08, 2011 4:14 AM  
Blogger Ben said...

Althotas!

October 08, 2011 3:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHA! "if you DO give a shit about anything"

ESAD

October 08, 2011 4:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so the ride is tuesday right?

October 09, 2011 12:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Jake meant to post that next month.

October 09, 2011 12:10 AM  
Anonymous brainlessturdhater said...

Who are these brainless turds that can't read the whole post. Yes the fucking ride is Tuesday, October fucking 11th. Which is on a fucking Tuesday.

October 09, 2011 12:13 AM  
Blogger 100knives said...

i want to bring a baby to this does anyone have a baby i can put on handlebars? a small baby? a baby that wants to have the TIME OF HER FUCKING LIFE?

October 09, 2011 5:00 PM  
Anonymous we own the sky said...

does anyone know where i can get some mushrooms??

October 09, 2011 8:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had a baby you could use but my mom already cooked it.

October 10, 2011 3:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll be heading to OCCUPY! Who's with me!?

We need to show our support for real freedom, real people, real lives, with a desire not to have their lives dictated by money hungry corporations. If there's one thing FBCers know, it's that money does NOT deliver well-being. Yet our culture preaches nothing but "chase money." We need a government worried about PEOPLE, not money. We can do better than our current civil organization.

As with the FBC, these protests have no political affiliation.

Let's at least roll by and give 'em a ring o' the bells :)


-Craig Jacobson

October 10, 2011 7:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Craig,

I'm a little confused about theyour argument. How do you bring up government then say it's not political? Once something involves the government .. It's political.

October 10, 2011 9:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Anonymous...

I said there's no "political affiliation." no party is associated with the protests.

But yes, when you're talking about changing our society, government included, there would have to be a political element. So, I agree with you.

But as I see it, the protests are about the people. Nothing wrong with that in my opinion, and it'd be a fun spot for the FBC to roll by...

Thoughts?

Cheers brothers and sisters!

-Craig

October 10, 2011 10:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

everything is political. every single thing.

October 10, 2011 10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's always the evil corporations.

October 10, 2011 11:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't wait to see all the modified bikes out tomorrow!

October 10, 2011 12:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm protesting the greedy, evil modified bikes.

October 10, 2011 1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't you modify my bike for me!

October 10, 2011 4:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, how dare those bikes want to have fun and share a good time out. And to that person who thinks they bought the sky, try a salad bar I'll sell you one for only $500 thats gotta be cheaper than what you paid for the sky.

October 10, 2011 4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Craig .. Maybe no party .. But a certain political viewpoint which not everyone might agree. There is no argument that everyone wants to have fun. Politics are never fun for everyone.

October 11, 2011 5:06 AM  
Anonymous JACK KNOFF said...

Dont forget to wear a costume. This is also the closest ride to the ween o hallow

October 11, 2011 10:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

protesting the too big to fail mentality and the death of real democracy and capitalism to a system of plutocracy and crony capitalism is something we should all be worried about. capitalism is not the problem. we don't have it any more is the problem. we're told we are a democracy and capitalist, and some people buy it. but we just aren't. and i think we should at least roll by and circle them. sign of respect for people being out there. i am a libertarian btw. i think they all gotta go, but that's just me. :) the occupy people don't have all the answers but i applaud them and the tea party for just saying fuck the current system which is flat out broken.

October 11, 2011 10:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey lee if we're going weird, can we go slow with some beer stops? i and a few people i know gonna have our hands full of weird and be kind of slow. i know you always do stop a couple times, but tonight we might need an extra one. thanks in advance lee! gonna be a freaky night in the lou!

October 11, 2011 11:04 AM  
Blogger jacobi said...

LETS OCCUPY TONITE! We should ride all over downtown passing Keiner plaza every so often, stopping to mingle with the protesters, who after all, are one and the same as us. We are the 99%

October 11, 2011 11:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey man it's probably all about a tribute to bob c tonight. not much political about that. but i am in for a bike occupy st. louis ride. if somebody really wants to get freaky, i think there is a cardinals game this weekend. we should circle the stadium before/during/after the game? follow all the traffic laws, but just freaking clog up the streets? that would make the news. all the national media be blocked in by us. lol hehehe can you imagine what a couple hundred bikes could do to downtown traffic during a playoff game? i'd hate to rain on the cardinals game and fans tho, but maybe during the game? do a one hour circle the stadium ride at 8-9pm and then retire to paddy o's to have a beer? bet it make the national news.

October 11, 2011 11:56 AM  
Anonymous Lee said...

I'm sure that there are many FBC Lifetime Members For Life that support and identify with the Occupy St. Louis protesters. If you are one of those people (I am), get off your ass and go down there!

But don't wait for the FBC to take you, because its not going to happen. This club doesn't align itself with political causes, unless you consider having fun political-- cuz we're all about that shit!

-Lee

October 11, 2011 11:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well if it were me, i'd just make the call and say on friday night the cards are at the stadium. chestnut, broadway, gratiot and 7th would circle the stadium and keiner plaza and make a nice impromptu bike parade. 8-9 pm might make a nice time to make some noise and support the cause. besides at 9 we could stop in paddy o's and watch the end of the game. but that's just me. wear red, bring noisemakers and raise some hell?

October 11, 2011 12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think anonymous works for paddy os

October 11, 2011 12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Peanut Brain

Are you serious .. Block in the stadium!? Why the heck do so many people think we need to fuck with people. Isn't it a lot more fun when bystanders cheer us on and ask what we are doing. Make a note tonight of the faces of people watching us .. I love the smiles we create.

Thanks for sharing your internal monologue of second guessing yourself. I suggest you don't type your internal thoughts.

P.S. Lee, if you ever run for president .. I'm voting for you.

October 11, 2011 3:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lee

I'm still a little confused with this whole follow the leader concept. You are the leader and pick the route. I get that. But as we ride, should I stay behind you? I know that I don't know where I am going and only you do, but what if I end up in front of you? This concept blows my mind every month. Also, I like riding really fast and racing.

October 11, 2011 3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If youre ahead of the pack then youre going too fast...

October 11, 2011 3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's why i said ride from 8-9 pm. have you ever been outside the stadium during a game? it's pretty mellow. it wouldn't fuck with anyone, but it would be a cool site to see, and probably get some exposure. if there were a couple hundred bikes down there i bet it'd make national news. but yeah fuck it, be easier to stay at home and sit on the couch.

October 11, 2011 3:51 PM  
Anonymous Rick Shaw said...

If you end up in the front, ride to the back, then back to the front and so forth untill your boredom is diminished. Thats what I do sometimes, or bring a funky bike that dont go fast.

October 11, 2011 4:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone that wants to do the occupy ride meet at keener plaza at 815. do your laps. have fun, meet at turtle park at 1030

October 11, 2011 4:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i meant friday night. 8 pm not tonight. cards in town for playoff and media all over.

October 11, 2011 4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i will be giving gay butt sex lessons at keener plaza at 815 tonight if anyone wants to come. do laps and laps on your ass. not tonight at 8 but friday night at 8 when there is media. also captain safety will be videotaping so you can have a copy if you want.

October 11, 2011 5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think someone already said this, but it IS NOT the closest full moon to Halloween. Nov 10th is closer to Oct 31st than today is. Not sure how this is so complicated.

October 11, 2011 5:55 PM  
Anonymous buttsex noob said...

in, out, in, out. what else is there to know?

October 11, 2011 5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who are these fuckheads fucking with shit? If you want to come on here and promote some shit, like a sweet gig, or party then that's rad. As far as I know, the FBC does two non-fullmoon rides, Flag day, and the cold ride for cold beer. Other than that, do your own shit, on your own time. NO! WE DO NOT WANT TO DO A FUCKING PROTEST WITH YOU!

October 11, 2011 6:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i guess anonymous is a republican

October 11, 2011 6:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fbc is a bunch of terrorist that dont give a fuck about nothing u all should be thrown in a terrorist prison camp

October 11, 2011 6:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im notifing the police about tuesday night
To what out that u fbc r upto no good

October 11, 2011 6:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lee,

I can't go to Occupy on my own. Please guide me there. I insist on following a horde of people instead of leading.

Thanks.

PS - Will you paint a protest sign for me too?

<3

October 11, 2011 7:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Billionaires and corporations are evil! Boycott them!

Has anyone seen my iPhone?

October 11, 2011 7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to play celebrity ziillionaires!!!

October 11, 2011 7:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was expecting a little more out of a ride that was dedicated to mr bob... but still fun.

October 12, 2011 9:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUN TONIGHT (Oct 12th) at the Handlebar!! Bobby Analog is spinning, (FBC Prom DJ and Rad Dude), so come on out and shake your butts. He'll start spinning regularly on Weds in November.
Your pal and Lifetime Member For Life,
Jenn

October 12, 2011 11:10 AM  
Blogger STL BIKE POLO said...

Jenn,

You're like Bob's Hype-woman. It's so awesome.

October 12, 2011 12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

first wan. twas superb. however im kind of upset no one is talking about turds on this blog


-turd fergason

October 12, 2011 12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

first wan. twas superb. however im kind of upset no one is talking about turds on this blog


-turd fergason

October 12, 2011 12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good music at Handlebar? That'll be a first.

October 12, 2011 12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey that was the closest ride to Halloween. Havent you ever seen the Price is Right. We play by those rules. Halloween is celebrated in October and April.....Never in November. But I am willing to dress up in november as well.

October 12, 2011 12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Price is Right is about greed and contestants trying to win prizes from evil corporations. Occupy The Price is Right!

October 12, 2011 2:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am everyone's Hype-woman.
By the way, UNDERGROUND WRESTLING featuring juggelos, cripples, trannies, and some of South Broadway's finest is Oct 23rd at Pops! Ten smackeroos for a damn good time. Brought to you by Shaun "Lil Danzig" Morrisey.
-Jenn

October 12, 2011 2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fun Fact-Bob Barker makes most his money from producing everything from toothbrushes to cots in prisons around america. I used to own a Bob Barker toothbrush when I was treated to a comfy visit in New Orleans.

October 12, 2011 2:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bunch of baboons last night!

October 12, 2011 3:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was wrong about the bob barker. Its a different Bob Barker Family that produce detention supplies... Iam sorry..also it was Ellsworth Kansas, not New Orleans that supplied the BB prison comforts....Ps ride Bicycles Ps occupy deez nuts

October 12, 2011 8:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would it be possible to incorporate that hill in Forest Park that is covered with potholes into every Full Moon Fiasco (Government Drive)?

The Natural Selection that takes place between people that know how to avoid potholes and those that don't is extremely entertaining.

It seems like we immediately cut 50 people out of the ride with flats by making the turn down that hill.

October 13, 2011 8:13 AM  
Blogger Action Jackson said...

Hey all,

The STL Young Democrats and the City Dems are throwing a Halloween Party on Friday Oct 28th.

Cost is $25... seems steep I know, but it includes an OPEN bar, FREE appetizers, and a sweet sweet costume contest!!!

More info and buy tickets here:
http://www.eventbrite.com/event/2327908838/efblike

Dress up, come out, get drunk, and dance your ass off!!!

~Action Jackson

October 20, 2011 6:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$25?

1%er.

October 20, 2011 10:55 AM  
Anonymous Pancake Master said...

Save yer twenty-five bones and come to a decidedly non-political BYOB party/barbecue/concert at the Pancake Productions Headquarters Garage Lodge on Friday, 10/28. From 5PM 'til everyone goes home or passes out. It's not hard to figure out how to get there if you really wanna party. All are invited.

October 20, 2011 7:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$25 can cover your admission and 1.5 vodka tonics at the Penthouse Club.

October 21, 2011 12:50 PM  
Blogger JennSTL said...

For those looking for spooky things to do this weekend:
Bobby Analog is spinning tonight (Saturday) at the Handlebar.
Fucking party on the roof of the City Museum tomorrow night. Seven bones. Doomtown as GG Allen and the Jabbers. Cupcakes n ice cream n shit. Free Masculine Journey 7" upon entry. Way cool.
-You know who this is.

October 29, 2011 10:59 AM  
Anonymous Pancake Master said...

What a coincidence, I am hosting a burlesque show at the Handle Bar tonight (out on the patio). SEE YA THERE

October 29, 2011 2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I neeed a wife and lee is stupid

October 29, 2011 10:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you get a wife, she'll dream about sucking Lee's cock.

October 30, 2011 9:24 AM  
Anonymous Lee's Cock said...

I am Lee's cock and I dream about candy canes..

November 01, 2011 3:21 PM  
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