Monday, December 22, 2008

Set Your Sights For January 4th

Please join The Fucking Bike Club on Sunday, January 4th for the long awaited FBC Winter Biathlon. Modeled after the bitchin-est event in the winter Olympics, the FBC Winter Biathlon combines bicycle riding, shooting and cold weather.

If you have a BB gun that you can bring to the event, please let me know. We already have at least three lined up, but the more guns we can get our hands on the less qualifying heats we have to run before the finals.

As with all FBC endorsed races the goal is to have fun. Even if you fancy yourself quite slow on a bike, or a terrible shot with a BB gun, you should come out and race. I can personally guarantee that you will have fun. And even if you really can't be convinced to race, this should be one hell of an event for spectators. There will be beer and there may even be chili. What more could you ask for.

Meet at Turtle Park at noon on Sunday the 4th. We will all ride together to the race course at 12:30pm sharp. See you there.


Blogger A Midnight Rider said...

Merry Christmas to all my FBC St. Louis virtual friends.

December 24, 2008 10:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so will there still be a ride on the 10th..?

December 30, 2008 6:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a Fiasco every full moon no matter what. So yes.

December 31, 2008 10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is the race in case we can't make it to turtle park in time to ride out?

January 01, 2009 5:19 PM  
Anonymous Lee said...

The chili has been made!

January 03, 2009 1:14 PM  
Anonymous Lee said...

For anyone who can't make it to turtle park before 12:30. The race course is my parents neighborhood. To get there take clayton road west to lay road and make a left. The neighborhood is called fair oaks and will be on your right. Its house #8 and we will be in the back yard.

January 04, 2009 8:35 AM  
Blogger DoeHands said...

I can just see it now-- Unless you told your neighbors, I bet your mom's gonna get a call something like, "Mrs. T, your kids are at it again!"

January 04, 2009 10:25 AM  
Blogger Kevin Kelly said...

My eyes and nose are still watering from this afternoon and my spirits are low from not ending up in the top 5, but i had a great time and can't wait for the next fiasco!

Double K

ps awesome bread and chili. the beer was good too.

January 04, 2009 6:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Simple note of thanks,
Completely unexpected,
'mother would be proud

Pam T

January 07, 2009 12:20 PM  

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