Prepare to Have your Mind Blown.
Start the new year off right and make a resolution to join your Fucking Bike Club on Friday, January 1, 2010 at twelve noon, for The Full Noon Fiasco.
Set an alarm now but don't stress bringing a blinky light. The FBC is gonna do it in the day time, with hang overs! Brush your teeth with Mountain Dew, throw on some clothes and meet at Turtle Park around 11:30am the ride leaves at high noon sharp.
-Lee
Set an alarm now but don't stress bringing a blinky light. The FBC is gonna do it in the day time, with hang overs! Brush your teeth with Mountain Dew, throw on some clothes and meet at Turtle Park around 11:30am the ride leaves at high noon sharp.
-Lee
posted by mr. awesome at 3:06 PM
31 Comments:
The name "Full Noon Fiasco" made me literally laugh out loud. If I had had milk in my mouth, I'm sure it would have shot out my nose.
Brilliant! I'm loving this,starting the new year in the first sun of the new decade.
YES
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To the link above: It's a trap! It's a trap!
Hot shaved trap!
I hear the Full Noon Fiasco is Jersey Shore themed...
Fake tans, hair gel, and brass knuckles!
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Just think about it
storm local harvest and steal the cyclists that would rather be riding than working
the earth will be attending
i'm a fuckin' bitch!
It's coming fast...
Best new years eve ever!
worst party van ever
I want a party van tattoo!
I want to party so hard in the party van that I don't make it out alive.
worst 15 hour long fiasco ever
the Penthouse club owes me $5.75.
-Lee
-The St. Louis Zoological Society-
there are two missing monkeys and one gorilla. they ran away yesterday about 1 pm and were last seen having a good time. this is not allowed, please return them to the society now. one of them is bearded with glasses and responds to DOITPETE!
120 days until May Day!
The Penthouse Club hates Chrome bags.
the penthouse club isn't a fan of the fbc cause they suck. they called you scumbags, it was awesome. xoxo zoey
I prefer to think of myself as a lowlife.
Should have gotten in a Penthouse Club bar fight.
i hear the strippers there don't have any moves
I was so sad to find out I did not live up to the standards of a few pasty jerk-offs that bounce at a strip club. I'm taking steps to improve my life, so I may someday reach their admirable rank in society.
Hopefully at the halfway point of my metamorphosis I will be convincing enough to befriend one of my new heroes, and become a protege.
He will be able to give advice on hair style, mannerism, where to find a good selection of 25 dollar suits, and perhaps most important, what kind of regimen will lead to becoming a sterile limp dick. So I can focus on my job, i.e. being an asshole to customers.
I Googled "scumbag Penthouse" and found this blog. Did one of you fuckers steal my jacket?
Pix or it didn't happen FBC!
You can't take "pix" in a strip Club you jackass.
I'm not a scumbag, but I was thrown out of the Penthouse Club.
2+2=5
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