Friday, December 11, 2009

Prepare to Have your Mind Blown.

Start the new year off right and make a resolution to join your Fucking Bike Club on Friday, January 1, 2010 at twelve noon, for The Full Noon Fiasco.

Set an alarm now but don't stress bringing a blinky light. The FBC is gonna do it in the day time, with hang overs! Brush your teeth with Mountain Dew, throw on some clothes and meet at Turtle Park around 11:30am the ride leaves at high noon sharp.

-Lee

37 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The name "Full Noon Fiasco" made me literally laugh out loud. If I had had milk in my mouth, I'm sure it would have shot out my nose.

December 11, 2009 6:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brilliant! I'm loving this,starting the new year in the first sun of the new decade.

December 12, 2009 4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YES

December 12, 2009 9:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YES

December 12, 2009 9:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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December 15, 2009 1:28 PM  
Anonymous theguywhosheeredhispedalofftwoandahalfyearsago said...

To the link above: It's a trap! It's a trap!

December 17, 2009 9:24 PM  
Anonymous Yellow seeking missile said...

Hot shaved trap!

December 18, 2009 1:00 AM  
Anonymous How awesome would that be! said...

I hear the Full Noon Fiasco is Jersey Shore themed...

December 23, 2009 11:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fake tans, hair gel, and brass knuckles!

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jerseyshorepunch.gif

December 24, 2009 8:48 AM  
Anonymous How awesome would that be! said...

www.guidofistpump.com

Just think about it

December 24, 2009 2:51 PM  
Anonymous molly said...

storm local harvest and steal the cyclists that would rather be riding than working

December 25, 2009 9:24 AM  
Anonymous the earth said...

the earth will be attending

December 25, 2009 8:02 PM  
Anonymous the rft said...

i'm a fuckin' bitch!

December 27, 2009 6:55 AM  
Anonymous SHE said...

It's coming fast...

December 29, 2009 9:26 PM  
Anonymous ^ That's what she said...

^

December 30, 2009 2:23 AM  
Blogger PARTY VAN!! said...

Best new years eve ever!

January 01, 2010 2:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

worst party van ever

January 01, 2010 8:35 AM  
Anonymous you know who said...

I want a party van tattoo!

January 01, 2010 8:47 AM  
Anonymous Who Know You said...

I want to party so hard in the party van that I don't make it out alive.

January 01, 2010 8:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

worst 15 hour long fiasco ever

January 02, 2010 2:52 AM  
Anonymous Lee said...

the Penthouse club owes me $5.75.
-Lee

January 02, 2010 2:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

-The St. Louis Zoological Society-

there are two missing monkeys and one gorilla. they ran away yesterday about 1 pm and were last seen having a good time. this is not allowed, please return them to the society now. one of them is bearded with glasses and responds to DOITPETE!

January 02, 2010 8:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

120 days until May Day!

January 02, 2010 1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Penthouse Club hates Chrome bags.

January 02, 2010 2:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the penthouse club isn't a fan of the fbc cause they suck. they called you scumbags, it was awesome. xoxo zoey

January 02, 2010 2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I prefer to think of myself as a lowlife.

January 02, 2010 2:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should have gotten in a Penthouse Club bar fight.

January 02, 2010 4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hear the strippers there don't have any moves

January 02, 2010 9:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice..................................................

January 02, 2010 10:22 PM  
Anonymous Dr. Sarcasm said...

I was so sad to find out I did not live up to the standards of a few pasty jerk-offs that bounce at a strip club. I'm taking steps to improve my life, so I may someday reach their admirable rank in society.

Hopefully at the halfway point of my metamorphosis I will be convincing enough to befriend one of my new heroes, and become a protege.

He will be able to give advice on hair style, mannerism, where to find a good selection of 25 dollar suits, and perhaps most important, what kind of regimen will lead to becoming a sterile limp dick. So I can focus on my job, i.e. being an asshole to customers.

January 03, 2010 5:07 AM  
Anonymous Freezing in East St Louis said...

I Googled "scumbag Penthouse" and found this blog. Did one of you fuckers steal my jacket?

January 03, 2010 5:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pix or it didn't happen FBC!

January 03, 2010 8:17 AM  
Anonymous Dirty Perv said...

You can't take "pix" in a strip Club you jackass.

January 03, 2010 8:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not a scumbag, but I was thrown out of the Penthouse Club.

2+2=5

January 03, 2010 4:46 PM  
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