We Interrupt This Internet Hate Fest to Bring You An Important Message!
You know how Halloween is awesome? And how you wish it came more than once a year? Well, your wish is the FBC's command.
It is with great pride, and an even greater sense of wonder at how long it took to come up with this, that The Fucking Bike Club presents "Full Moon Fiasco #49: Aprilween!"
Find your self a bitchin Aprilween costume and join your fellow FBC Lifetime Members For Life at Turtle Park on Thursday April 9th around 10pm. The ride leaves at 11pm sharp.
It's understood that it would be a huge mistake to show up for this ride without sweet costume, right? I hope so.
-Lee
P.S. We need to find a venue for FBC Prom in May. Any bright ideas?
posted by mr. awesome at 2:21 PM
44 Comments:
I can't wait to see who comes up with the best, "Fun-Loving Dead Coyote" costume!
Way to blow up my spot Lee. (picture my eyes rolling vigorously as if to foreshadow the internet feud over this issue that I am already pondering in my mind) I was probably going to reuse that Noid costume for the Aprilween ride. Now I have to come up with some other costume idea that involves a red, vinyl, long sleeve, one piece outfit that traps sweat and heat like nothing else this on this planet. Back to the drawing board I guess.
I'll come as a wheel of French Comte Gruyere!
Or maybe just stay home, and eat some French Comte Gruyere.
KIND, BRIAN.
Sorry Christine,
I Checked my files and the this was the best photo I had of someone actually on a bike in an excellent aprilween costume. There is also a good one of me as "The Real Spiderman," but I didn't want to post it in case I wanted to wear it on the 9th.
oh snap!
I hope the four pack of Stag tall boys show up!
I'll be wearing something from the 80's.
i'll be wearing your mom. ha
brian is a genius with those zingers!
Yes he is... I can see why he's our leader.
The only thing Brian can lead is the tip of his spear-dick through the end of a condom. Queer coyote fucker!
-John P.
This ride might set a record for number of items from Stuff White People Like.
Which is cool with me. 'cause I'm white. And I like it.
Big props for the reference to Bri's spear dick John! I think that oughta be your costume.
I think we oughta try to find a warehouse space so we could ride around inside in circles like a roller rink prom (I called an actual roller rink in Arnold but they said they already had a "session" that evening til 10). I 'd like to ride my bike to go rollerdancing, so if anyone knows of any other roller rinks. Maybe this could still be in play.
Christine - Mrs. D want to have you two over for an old fashioned civilized deko dinner so lets make that happen
deko
when are these anonymous comment posting fuckwads gonna come to st.louis so I can punch 'em?
skatium for prom anyone?
@ Christine-
well, this:
http://www.clock.org/~chris/huh/alpha/s/sathingonesathingtwo.jpg
is what I thought you might have been at first, so there is that.
I'm totally open to suggestions for costumes that incorporate my neckbrace!
fbc prom at the skatium.
everyone needs an excuse to skate, drink, and wear ridiculous clothes. maybe they will even let the bmxs on the rink.
OOH HL! i got a good costume for you. go as Wat Tambor from the new star wars clone wars series. Just image search "Wat Tambor" if you dont know what he looks like. Im going as a star wars character as well. We can be Star wars twinsies! I wonder if i can turn my bike into an Xwing.
justinkedoubius-
This is our fucking city. Prepare for battle.
So you say: "This is our fucking city. Prepare for battle."
Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us!
The Fucking Bike Club is bigger than you think!
I can't remember what I was going to say.
let's battle.. anonymous internet vagina.
"Bigger than you think"--sorry I am not afraid of people who ride hybrids on FBC rides, and high school girls out past their bed time.
WAR.
to "prepare for battle..."
Awesome!
making vague threats on an internets forum.
Way to lower the bar!
Internets fight!
Looks like it's about time for you to someonw a nazi and slink away.
~Brian (a totally seperate Brian)
when i was in high school there was a hoosier vs skater "battle". besides being outnumbered it was harder to swing a skateboard than a bat. so i say the fbc needs to start riding razor skooterz since they are easier to wield and swing in a "battle" than a bike.
oh and change their name to the FRSC.
EXERCISE (formally berlin whale)
4/9/2009 8:00 PM at CRANKY YELLOW w/ Say Panther, Circus Window, Fractured Army (BYOB! $2 dollar donations at the door)
2874 Cherokee Street, St. Louis, Missouri 63118
comment comment comment!!!!!!
I liked that Berlin Whale disc but anonymous comments are still lame
the sci-fi lounge might be a decent venue for prom.
Goddamn! That Christine is one hot little mama. Which of you bearded douches be goin' with her?
I forget who Christine is with.
What happens if the weather goes all stormy... do we ride under umbrellas? Do we ride at all!?
Do not fear! I look down favorably on ye subjects of the FBC, and shall conjure forth a window of peace for your expedition.
They don't call it Thursday for nothing.
we ride no matter what
I'll be bringing free Sparks (Alcohol Caffeine Taurine Hybrid) I stole frome work tonight before the ride begins. I have about 24, first come first serve.
-KB
The night before FBC has been beautiful for the past 3 months; WTF Thor? Get your ass in line.
p.s. sparks doesn't have the taurine or caffeine in it anymore. It's just sugared up malt liqour.
i can't feel my toes.
wtf, where the hell was this dude with the sparks??? first come first serve my ass. has a lifetime member for life ever been kicked out before? you've got my vote
-John
Patterson, do you think it was an Aprilween Fools joke? If so, how cruel!
I think everyone held off on the coyote costumes because they thought everyone else would do it. None! not one coyote. damn.
Are we still in need of a prom space?
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