Tuesday, March 24, 2009

We Interrupt This Internet Hate Fest to Bring You An Important Message!

You know how Halloween is awesome? And how you wish it came more than once a year? Well, your wish is the FBC's command.

It is with great pride, and an even greater sense of wonder at how long it took to come up with this, that The Fucking Bike Club presents "Full Moon Fiasco #49: Aprilween!"

Find your self a bitchin Aprilween costume and join your fellow FBC Lifetime Members For Life at Turtle Park on Thursday April 9th around 10pm. The ride leaves at 11pm sharp.

It's understood that it would be a huge mistake to show up for this ride without sweet costume, right? I hope so.

P.S. We need to find a venue for FBC Prom in May. Any bright ideas?


Anonymous Lee said...

I can't wait to see who comes up with the best, "Fun-Loving Dead Coyote" costume!

March 24, 2009 2:38 PM  
Anonymous Christine said...

Way to blow up my spot Lee. (picture my eyes rolling vigorously as if to foreshadow the internet feud over this issue that I am already pondering in my mind) I was probably going to reuse that Noid costume for the Aprilween ride. Now I have to come up with some other costume idea that involves a red, vinyl, long sleeve, one piece outfit that traps sweat and heat like nothing else this on this planet. Back to the drawing board I guess.

March 24, 2009 3:52 PM  
Blogger E.F. Shut In said...

I'll come as a wheel of French Comte Gruyere!

March 24, 2009 4:16 PM  
Blogger E.F. Shut In said...

Or maybe just stay home, and eat some French Comte Gruyere.

March 24, 2009 4:16 PM  
Blogger roseblablabland said...


March 24, 2009 5:30 PM  
Anonymous Lee said...

Sorry Christine,
I Checked my files and the this was the best photo I had of someone actually on a bike in an excellent aprilween costume. There is also a good one of me as "The Real Spiderman," but I didn't want to post it in case I wanted to wear it on the 9th.

March 24, 2009 5:37 PM  
Anonymous Lee said...

oh snap!

March 24, 2009 5:44 PM  
Anonymous The Drunkard said...

I hope the four pack of Stag tall boys show up!

March 24, 2009 6:30 PM  
Blogger 80's Are Back! said...

I'll be wearing something from the 80's.

March 24, 2009 6:33 PM  
Anonymous brian said...

i'll be wearing your mom. ha

March 25, 2009 10:18 AM  
Anonymous My side hurts! said...

brian is a genius with those zingers!

March 25, 2009 10:42 PM  
Blogger Althotas said...

Yes he is... I can see why he's our leader.

March 26, 2009 2:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing Brian can lead is the tip of his spear-dick through the end of a condom. Queer coyote fucker!
-John P.

March 26, 2009 4:08 AM  
Blogger Joe Thomas said...

This ride might set a record for number of items from Stuff White People Like.
Which is cool with me. 'cause I'm white. And I like it.

March 26, 2009 9:37 AM  
Blogger deko said...

Big props for the reference to Bri's spear dick John! I think that oughta be your costume.

I think we oughta try to find a warehouse space so we could ride around inside in circles like a roller rink prom (I called an actual roller rink in Arnold but they said they already had a "session" that evening til 10). I 'd like to ride my bike to go rollerdancing, so if anyone knows of any other roller rinks. Maybe this could still be in play.

Christine - Mrs. D want to have you two over for an old fashioned civilized deko dinner so lets make that happen


March 26, 2009 11:42 AM  

when are these anonymous comment posting fuckwads gonna come to st.louis so I can punch 'em?

March 26, 2009 4:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

skatium for prom anyone?

March 27, 2009 12:23 PM  
Blogger Inspector Javert said...

@ Christine-

well, this:
is what I thought you might have been at first, so there is that.

March 27, 2009 2:40 PM  
Blogger DoeHands said...

I'm totally open to suggestions for costumes that incorporate my neckbrace!

March 28, 2009 3:35 PM  
Blogger clara said...

fbc prom at the skatium.

everyone needs an excuse to skate, drink, and wear ridiculous clothes. maybe they will even let the bmxs on the rink.

March 29, 2009 8:30 PM  
Blogger anchovy said...

OOH HL! i got a good costume for you. go as Wat Tambor from the new star wars clone wars series. Just image search "Wat Tambor" if you dont know what he looks like. Im going as a star wars character as well. We can be Star wars twinsies! I wonder if i can turn my bike into an Xwing.

March 29, 2009 10:59 PM  
Anonymous anoymous hates you pussys said...

This is our fucking city. Prepare for battle.

March 30, 2009 8:55 PM  
Anonymous Tyler Durden said...

So you say: "This is our fucking city. Prepare for battle."

Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us!

The Fucking Bike Club is bigger than you think!

March 31, 2009 3:25 AM  
Blogger Emery Alzheimers said...

I can't remember what I was going to say.

March 31, 2009 2:52 PM  
Anonymous justincredubious said...

let's battle.. anonymous internet vagina.

March 31, 2009 4:16 PM  
Anonymous Prepare for Battle you TARDS. said...

"Bigger than you think"--sorry I am not afraid of people who ride hybrids on FBC rides, and high school girls out past their bed time.


April 01, 2009 9:06 AM  
Anonymous A totally unrelated Brian said...

to "prepare for battle..."

making vague threats on an internets forum.
Way to lower the bar!

Internets fight!

Looks like it's about time for you to someonw a nazi and slink away.

~Brian (a totally seperate Brian)

April 01, 2009 3:11 PM  
OpenID mesmertron said...

when i was in high school there was a hoosier vs skater "battle". besides being outnumbered it was harder to swing a skateboard than a bat. so i say the fbc needs to start riding razor skooterz since they are easier to wield and swing in a "battle" than a bike.
oh and change their name to the FRSC.

April 01, 2009 3:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EXERCISE (formally berlin whale)

4/9/2009 8:00 PM at CRANKY YELLOW w/ Say Panther, Circus Window, Fractured Army (BYOB! $2 dollar donations at the door)
2874 Cherokee Street, St. Louis, Missouri 63118

April 02, 2009 1:48 AM  
Blogger roseblablabland said...

comment comment comment!!!!!!

April 05, 2009 1:45 PM  
Anonymous joedeko said...

I liked that Berlin Whale disc but anonymous comments are still lame

April 06, 2009 8:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the sci-fi lounge might be a decent venue for prom.

April 07, 2009 1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goddamn! That Christine is one hot little mama. Which of you bearded douches be goin' with her?

April 07, 2009 4:52 PM  
Blogger Emery Alzheimers said...

I forget who Christine is with.

April 07, 2009 9:10 PM  
Blogger Emily said...

What happens if the weather goes all stormy... do we ride under umbrellas? Do we ride at all!?

April 08, 2009 9:24 PM  
Blogger Thor said...

Do not fear! I look down favorably on ye subjects of the FBC, and shall conjure forth a window of peace for your expedition.

They don't call it Thursday for nothing.

April 09, 2009 1:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we ride no matter what

April 09, 2009 8:50 AM  
Blogger kkbrow2 said...

I'll be bringing free Sparks (Alcohol Caffeine Taurine Hybrid) I stole frome work tonight before the ride begins. I have about 24, first come first serve.


April 09, 2009 10:22 AM  
Anonymous Double K said...

The night before FBC has been beautiful for the past 3 months; WTF Thor? Get your ass in line.
p.s. sparks doesn't have the taurine or caffeine in it anymore. It's just sugared up malt liqour.

April 10, 2009 12:46 AM  
Anonymous myrtie said...

i can't feel my toes.

April 10, 2009 1:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wtf, where the hell was this dude with the sparks??? first come first serve my ass. has a lifetime member for life ever been kicked out before? you've got my vote

April 11, 2009 8:41 AM  
Blogger rmf4 said...

Patterson, do you think it was an Aprilween Fools joke? If so, how cruel!

April 11, 2009 12:41 PM  
Anonymous molly said...

I think everyone held off on the coyote costumes because they thought everyone else would do it. None! not one coyote. damn.

April 13, 2009 5:22 AM  
Anonymous Randi said...

Are we still in need of a prom space?

April 14, 2009 2:07 PM  

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