to the girl that dislike this sausage fest... now tell me ladies that you wouldnt want to get your "saddle rubbed" by the guy in the yellow? id take it on anyday!
Hey you fuckers i'm reporting you to the department of conservation and the police for fucking with that dead coyote. Get ready to get fucked in the ass by the long dick of the law, for being a bunch of d bags.
P.S. If I see any more lame complaints on here, I'll find where you live and burn it down. If you have any pets I'll stomp them dead, and use them for kindling.
I hate to see animal cruelty in any form whether the animal is alive or deceased. Why cannot you bunch of degenerates find something constructive to do?
If I had to stereotype you guys by just looking at your pictures (i dont know any of you) I would say that you all are a bunch of illiterates who are still virgins!
What in the world could be more constructive than 10 dudes, (9 dudes 1 pussy), living for real while the rest of st. louis pissed their saturday away watching t.v. inside. Take Off you LA-MO!!
To: "your new enemy" If they're illiterate they will not be able to read your complaint. Also, if you don't know any of them what are you doing on this blog?
How about you crawl back to your post modern loft, and throw a Tofu party. You and your so called friends can have a wheatgrass fueled rant on what's wrong with everybody. Perhaps you can come up with some Nazi-crazed plan on how to rid the world of all those who do not share your ideals.
I wish I could be as cool as you guys. Riding up the RFT on sweet fixed gears (oh wait sweet treks) pulling a keg around, life could not get better. Oh but it could, wear used clothes, grow ironic beards and play with dead animals, then wank each other off, life is good (not the brand)!!! While we were being whipped by the man these fuckers were enjoying all the wonders of nature, hey throwing dead animals around is so productive. And hey you Brahs are so counter cultural that you loaded flickr and the blagosphere with your sweet adventures.
Hey do you guys graduate from middle school this spring? By the way I hope when you dudes took the bus back to Ladue you told mommy and daddy about your situation and they have talked to their lawyer because PETA is gonna come down on your cocks.
I raise my can of Stag (AKA the way more ironic form of cheap beer. Good by old friend, PBR) to the coolest dudes around.
Why anyone would come to this blog and complain is beyond me. If you wish to do so, here is a quick hypocrite test.
Let's assume respect for life should go on after life force has left the shell in which it once resided.
In that case you: Shouldn't eat meat. Shouldn't use oil/petrol products. (Came from living tissue) Shouldn't eat vegetables. (Although inanimate, still living) Shouldn't be on the Net, or use electricity that mostly comes from coal. (Carbonized vegetable matter) Shouldn't go on living. (Since with all these rules it's impossible) Shouldn't bury your body. (Can't move your corpse, someone might think it's cruel)
This is all kind of a gag, but you see where I'm going.
The moral of this post: Basically PETA, and veganism are luxuries. If they had to hunt/grow their own food, many would reconsider. Herbivores in nature tend to lack the tools/anatomy to eat meat.
wow. this has gotten really weird. why dont you just find one of these guys, "new worst enemy", and punch them or something. or, perhaps realize that all your ranting is pretty damn funny to all who belong to this group, and tell it to someone who will think you're smarter for it all. anyhow. shit. god damn. yall need to relax.
i found this blog from an email that has been circling the internet and i just wanted to say i am saddened and appalled by your actions. my husband works for the missouri department of conservation, and he said that they have grounds to investigate your roll in the death of the coyote. so mr awesome, whoever you are, maybe you and your friends should have thought twice before getting drunk and playing with (killing) a coyote.
we did kill that 'yote and we'll kill many more, you stupid bitch. by the way, my worst nightmare is being married to a dried up cunt like you. go fuck yourself. i feel sorry for your husband if he has to listen to you hating fun all day long. suck my balls. also we were all virgins until the ten of us had sex with that pretty little coyote. she finally died when i stabbed her with my sword dick. boo-ya.
Just to let you illiterate bearded hipsters know, everything on this blog is now officially under investigation by the Missouri Department of Dead Animal Solemnity and The State Fun Police. This is not a joke. And remember, "Brian," we work in association with the Governor's Special Council on Offensive Language. Any potty mouth will be duly noted and used against you in a court of law. Chomp on that you filthy 'yote fucker.
Congratulations. This is officially the most offensive blog on the internet. I hope you bring 9 friends and a small keg of beer on a gold homemade bicycle trailer when you are burning in hell. Homos.
Dear Average Internet User, I agree with your assessment of this internet blog. However, was it really necessary to insinuate that these despicable young men were also homosexual? I think not.
http://mdc.mo.gov/landown/wild/nuisance/coyotes/control.htm Lethal methods Lethal methods are the quickest way to stop coyotes from killing livestock. In some situations, such as the killing of pigs, lethal methods may be the only cost-effective solution.
According to the Wildlife Code of Missouri, coyotes that cause damage may be shot or trapped at any time of the year without a permit by the farmer, landowner or some other person acting as the farmer or landowner's agent. This person could be a local trapper, friend or relative. Coyotes captured or killed by the above methods must be reported to a conservation agent within 24 hours and must be disposed of only in accordance with the agent's instructions.
Snares used on dry land are illegal in Missouri, but they can be used to control coyotes if the person experiencing the problem receives special authorization from a wildlife damage biologist. Below are some lethal ways of controlling coyote damage. The most effective methods - trapping and snaring - are described in more detail later in this booklet.
Shooting Shooting problem coyotes always is an option in rural areas and sometimes within city limits if ordinances allow it. Because coyotes are cunning but somewhat predictable, shooters should spend time observing the coyote's habits to increase their chance of success. Many nuisance coyotes show a pattern of stalking livestock or poultry at a certain time of the day. A coyote may visit its kill several times over a period of a day or two until the carcass is reduced to bones and hide.
Once the coyote's pattern becomes known, shooters must station themselves near the coyote's path, paying attention to wind direction so the animal won't catch their scent. Sunrise and sunset usually are good times to stake out a coyote kill.
Hunting with dogs
Using dogs is an effective way to hunt coyotes, but it can be difficult to target the specific coyote that is doing the damage. Experienced hunters using dogs sometimes are able to put hounds on the trail of the specific coyote that is causing damage, but it isn't easy to do. During hot, dry summer conditions when coyote problems often occur, most dogs cannot scent and trail coyotes. During these times, there is less chance that the coyotes doing damage will be the ones taken.
Hunting with dogs works best during the winter when conditions for hounds to trail coyotes are more favorable. It really doesn't do much good, however, to simply take a large number of coyotes. All too often the animals taken are the more vulnerable young coyotes.
Using a call Imitating the sound of a wounded rabbit using an electronic or hand- held call can increase the chances of drawing coyotes close enough to shoot them.
This method is legal during daylight hours only, unless special authorization is obtained from the Conservation Department.
To be successful, shooters must have a clear view so they see the coyote before it spots them. They also must be in the correct location so the coyote doesn't smell them.
Calling can be effective in early summer to draw the attention of coyotes with pups in nearby dens. Calling also works near livestock kills when coyotes return to feed.
Electronic callers and hand-held or mouth-operated calls can be purchased in sporting goods stores.
Destroying dens In Missouri, coyote pups leave the den about the time they are weaned. It is at this time that the parents, particularly the male, may start killing livestock to feed the pups.
By the time livestock are being killed, the pups usually are no longer in the den. However, if the pups are still in the den and they are destroyed, the parents usually stop killing livestock or poultry because they no longer have pups to feed.
According to the Wildlife Code of Missouri, it is illegal to molest the dens of wildlife, but conservation agents can give special authorization if the need arises.
Dead Animal Disposal Laws in Missouri Charles D. Fulhage Department of Agricultural Engineering Original legislation for the management of dead animals in Missouri was developed in the 1940s. As livestock operations grew larger and more sophisticated means of animal production, transport, slaughtering and processing were developed, the legislation became outdated.
New legislation was developed. The Missouri Dead Animal Disposal Statute was passed by the 86th General Assembly and became law on Aug. 28, 1992. The compliance dates for the law are immediate for all animals except poultry and turkeys. For poultry and turkeys, the compliance deadline is July 1, 1995. This law does not apply to wildlife.
Governing agencies The disposal of dead animals is regulated as a solid waste by the Missouri Department of Natural Resources' (DNR) Solid Waste Management program and by the Missouri Department of Agriculture's Division of Animal Health.
Current law requires that the body of an animal that has died be properly disposed of within 24 hours after knowledge of the death. Disposal methods acceptable to DNR are rendering facility, composting, sanitary landfill, incineration and on-site burial.
The DNR Water Pollution Control program protects the quality of the groundwater and surface water supplies of the state by regulating the disposal of wastewater pollutants.
Improper disposal of dead animals can result in surface water or groundwater contamination. Therefore, proper dead animal disposal is important. DNR requires all submitted letter of approval applications for Class I facilities contain a brief description outlining one or more acceptable methods for dead animal disposal. DNR recommends that letter of approval applications for Class II facilities also include this information.
Disposal options The following acceptable methods of dead animal disposal are listed in order of preference by DNR.
Disposal of dead animals at a state licensed and approved rendering facility. A DNR goal is to promote resource reuse and recycling in the state. However, the lack of rendering plants in the state prevents many producers from using this option. Efforts among several producers using stations for dead animal collection may make rendering a workable option.
Composting of dead animals in a properly designed and sized dead animal composter
This new and experimental technology allows the end product to be recycled back to the land as a fertilizer. It has proven to be a very effective means of carcass management in the poultry and swine industries. Refer to other MU Water Quality Initiative publications for information on dead animal composting.
Dead animal disposal in an approved sanitary landfill
Landfills are permitted to accept dead animals under Chapter 260, RSMo. Modern sanitary landfills are designed and operated to prevent leaching into groundwater or surface waters. The drawback of landfills is that they are only for disposing, not for recycling, and landfill space is becoming scarce. Even though a landfill is permitted to accept dead animals, it may not be the policy of the landfill operator.
Incinerating dead animals
Incineration of dead animals is feasible, but it may not be economical. It is energy intensive and has the potential for polluting the environment if the incinerator is not operated and maintained properly. Open burning of dead animals or burning in a trash barrel or similar type of container is not allowed.
Any commercial incineration of dead animals must be done in an incinerator designed, constructed and operated according to Chapter 643 RSMo. Air Conservation Law and regulation 10 CSR 10-6.160. A permit from the Air Pollution Control program is required for constructing a new incinerator. Now, existing incinerators must comply with 10 CSR-6.160.
Agricultural incinerators do not need a permit. As defined in 10 CSR 10-6.020, an agricultural incinerator is located on a farm or ranch and has a burning capacity of less than 100 pounds per hour of Type 4 waste. It is located more than 1,500 feet from the nearest inhabited dwelling not on the farm or ranch. Type 4 wastes include animal remains, carcasses, organ and solid tissue wastes from farms, laboratories and animal pounds. Incineration of plastics or other wastes containing chlorine is not permitted.
This definition limits agricultural incinerators without permits to relatively small units that may not be adequate for large-scale animal production units. In any case, even an incinerator not requiring a permit must be operated in a manner that does not cause a nuisance condition or air pollution and must comply with 10 CSR 10-6.160.
Non-commercial dead animal incinerators operated with a burning capacity of more than 100 pounds per hour must have a permit. However, these incinerators are exempt from the requirements for residence time, secondary chamber temperature and hydrogen chloride testing.
On-site burial of dead animals
This option is the least desirable, due to the potential for water pollution. It is acceptable if certain practices are followed to limit pollution.
On-site burial guidelines Although on-site burial is the least-preferred method of disposal, it may be the only practical option for some producers.
In order to comply with the law, the burial method must follow certain guidelines. These restrictions may be very different from traditional dead animal disposal practices. The following outlines on-site dead animal burial:
The maximum loading rate for areas, defined by the DNR, Division of Geology and Land Survey, as having major groundwater contamination potential is limited to: One bovine; six swine; seven sheep; and after July 1, 1995, 70 turkey or 300 poultry carcasses on any given acre per year; or All other animals and immature cattle and sheep; and after July 1, 1995, turkeys or poultry is limited to 1,000 pounds of animal on any given acre per year. The maximum loading rate for areas excluded from major groundwater pollution potential is limited to: Seven cattle; 44 swine; 47 sheep; and after July 1, 1995, 400 turkey or 2,000 poultry carcasses on any given acre per year; or All other animals and immature cattle and sheep; and after July 1, 1995, turkeys or poultry is limited to 7,000 pounds of animal on any given acre per year. The maximum amount of land that is used for on-site burial of animals on any person's property during a given year is limited to 10 percent of the total land owned by that person or 1 acre, whichever is greater. Burial sites will not be located in low-lying areas subject to flooding. The lowest elevation of the burial pit will be 6 feet or less below the surface of the ground. The dead animals shall be immediately covered with a minimum of 6 inches of soil and a final cover of a minimum of 30 inches of soil. Carcasses will not be placed on the ground, in a ditch, at the base of a hill or in a cavern and covered with soil. Puncture the abdominal cavity of carcasses over 150 pounds to allow escape of gasses. The location of a burial site must be: At least 300 feet from any wells, surface water intake structures, public drinking water supply lakes, springs or sinkholes. At least 50 feet from property lines. At least 300 feet from any existing neighboring residence. More than 100 feet from any body of surface water, such as a stream, lake, pond or intermittent stream. The map outlines the areas of Missouri considered to have major groundwater contamination potential (Figure 1). You should contact DNR, Division of Geology and Land Survey at Rolla, Mo., for a site-specific evaluation of the groundwater pollution potential at your specific location.
Figure 1 The shaded areas on this map are considered to have major groundwater contamination potential.
Other provisions of the dead animal law There are other regulation guidelines that may change the way dead animals are managed. In particular, the transportation and holding of dead animals in a collection station. These items may be important to producers developing a plan to collect and haul dead animals to a rendering plant or similar facility.
Transporting carcasses A permit from the state veterinarian is required for commercial vehicles used in transporting dead animals. The permit must be attached to each vehicle that is used in hauling the carcasses.
Vehicles used for transporting carcasses need a metal tank or tank with a watertight metal lining to carry the carcasses. It should not drip or seep. Hide the carcasses from view when transporting.
Thoroughly clean and disinfect the vehicles after each hauling. In cleaning the vehicles, thoroughly wash with hot water or steam and disinfect with a solution prescribed by the Missouri Department of Agriculture's state veterinarian.
Do not use vehicles that have hauled carcasses to transport live animals, feeds or similar commodities.
Vehicles hauling carcasses must go to their destination directly, stopping only to load more carcasses. The vehicle's operator must get permission before entering a facility to pick up additional carcasses.
The driver of a vehicle hauling carcasses is responsible for the cleanup of any spills or leaks that may occur as a result of the hauling.
Exceptions to transporting requirements The following are exceptions to the transportation requirements and primarily affect producers on a non-commercial basis.
Hauling carcasses to a slaughter house for personal consumption. Hauling a finished meat product or hauling hides and skins. A producer hauling owned carcasses to a renderer, collection station, on-farm burial site or to a diagnostic facility. Collection stations The following requirements apply to operating a collection station that may receive carcasses from several producers for transport to a renderer or other disposal facility.
A permit from the state veterinarian is required for operating a dead animal collection station. Storage methods and management of dead animals must be detailed in the permit application. Hold carcasses in a vessel with a watertight lining that does not allow leaking or dripping. Carcasses may be held unrefrigerated for a maximum of 48 hours. Locate collection stations more than 2 miles from city limits and 1 mile from public parks, schools and hospitals. Other provisions Dead animal carcasses should not be buried, burned, cooked or otherwise disposed, except as provided for in the dead animal regulations.
If the animal did not die of a contagious disease, the owner may remove the hide before disposing of the carcass properly, but not creating a nuisance.
If the owner or person responsible for a dead animal is absent, unwilling or unable to dispose of the animal properly, and the state veterinarian determines that the dead animal is a health risk or nuisance, the veterinarian may enter the premises, take possession and dispose of the animal. The owner or person responsible for the dead animal must reimburse the state veterinarian for reasonable expenses.
Large-scale animal deaths may occur, such as natural disasters, disease outbreaks or a disease eradication and control program. Management of such large-scale loss may be beyond the scope of methods outlined in the regulation. In such cases, the state veterinarian, with the assistance of DNR, will develop an emergency plan for proper management of the large-scale death loss.
If a death loss is anticipated or experienced, contact the state veterinarian's office at 573-751-3377.
Dead Animal Reporting The Animal Health Division responds to reports of dead livestock that have not been properly disposed of. Division staff do not dispose of the animals, but do attempt to locate those responsible and see that they properly dispose of the carcasses in a timely manner as required by the Disposal of Dead Animal Law, Chapter 269, RSMo.
The division only investigates animals raised for commercial purposes. We do not respond to reports of dead animals under the Wildlife Code (deer, coyotes, etc.), or pets, whether confined or stray.
There are five (5) acceptable methods for disposal of dead animals. However each has specific requirements and not all are feasible or practical in all cases. The most practical method, in most cases, is on-site burial, which also has certain requirements. Rendering service pickup is only available to livestock markets and large producers. Burning is not acceptable. Placement in a ditch or waterway is not acceptable.
To view a list of Rendering Plants.
To report dead livestock not properly disposed of or for further information contact the Division of Animal Health at (573) 751-5608 or e-mail Sheri.Berendzen@mda.mo.gov. Please be prepared to give as much of the following information as possible.
What kind of animal(s) and how many? Location of the animal(s). Name, address, telephone number of animal owner or custodian. Name, address, telephone number of landowner.
In the case of indeterminate coyote death near or on the Missouri River Front Trail, beer drinking passersby may legally and joyfully engage in kind-hearted photographing of the deceased animal and all pursuant internet shit talking with the full support of the Missouri Department Of Conservation.
Guilty as charged But damn it, it ain't right There is someone else controlling me Death in the air Strapped in the electric chair This can't be happening to me Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you!"
Flash before my eyes Now it's time to die Burning in my brain I can feel the flames Wait for the sign To flick the switch of death It's the beginning of the end Sweat, chilling cold As I watch death unfold Consciousness my only friend My fingers grip with fear What I am doing here?
Someone help me Oh please God help me They are trying to take it all away I don't want to die Time moving slowly The minutes seem like hours The final curtain call I see How true is this? Just get it over with If this is true, just let it be Wakened by the horrid cream Freed from the frightening dream
holy shit roz you were right, i thought you were kidding when you told me about that drunken sub-zero coyote orgy i missed. so let me get this right, we can fuck live animals in missouri but not dead ones? it's so confusing these days , you hardly know what you can put your dick in. thanks for yet another helpful hint from the knowledgable folks at the FBC.
fuck animal rights, let alone dead animal rights. funny how much press the michael vick case got, yet there's two dead people in today's NYC police blotter that no one will remember tomorrow if at all. the hypocrisy astounds me.
also, if god (or whatever higher power you subscribe to) had not intended us to eat animals, he/she wouldn't have made them out of meat.
still havin' more fun than you! And after all these years.
P.S. i remember being bunny hopped by a bmxcycle when i was a youngin'. it was awesome! the worry of getting crushed by the bike apon landing. well the 'yote didn't get crushed, or smushed. that was probably more fun than that 'yote had in years. maybe even its whole life. how many of you have been bunny hopped....by a bmxcycle? you my friends are obviously not livin'! dear fun hater! i dare you to put yourselve in 19 degree weather with high percentage of snow and have as much fun. you must be a bunch of jealous joyce's. i'm going to go take advantage of catholic fish fry now. after all it is lent.
i can't believe i hang out with these d bags. man, ain't i a lucky bitch. i'm taking my fix back to the shop and getting a free wheel and 10 more gears.
but all i really have to say is - rose is not ugly, jackass, she's just "different".
i think the problem is that the collective worth of the FBC bike collection is equal to one of the front wheels of any given nycbs readers. this gives them an ache deep in their empty souls at their complete lack of spontaneous joy in life that they constantly try to fill with more expensive and trendy bike parts and gear.So dont be so hard on them they are just impressionable 40 year olds with peter pan syndrome. teach them gently and let them eventually realize how sad they are, only then can they start to transform themselves into real people who are capable of real fun.
I think its funny that there is only one fixed gear in those pics and haters focus on that and ignoge the dude on the bmx bike that rode 40 miles looking like a flying squirrel!
FBC - There is no such thing as bad publicity. Make some merch and sell it on the interwebs. Thanks to BSNYC, you guys just made fans outside of the STL bike scene, and all you did to make said fans was have fun. So forget shaving your beards and getting a job - make shit and sell it.
Make 'coyote fucker' shirts. Boom. First million. Internet sensation.
rose the girl who keeps posting anonymously and asking about your sexual preference just paypalled me her total life savings of $19 for your phone number. Sorry, times are tough you understand don't you? she said she would ask her mom if she could call tomorrow after morning juice and naptime, right before finger painting. expect miracles!
Dudes. Seriously. Make some shit...there at least better be a 'yote fucker spoke card - you can even mail it to BikeSnob for him to put in his rear spokes, then his wheel will be slightly more aero and he'll suck slightly less dick at racing.
wow. havnt looked in a few days. IM FAMOUS!!!! AND GAY!!!! awesome. you guys are sooooo sweet. im going to go look at my self in the mirror, think about how pretty i am, then go give my boy friend a blow job. also, i am aware that my blog is dumb. but, ugly? ok, i mean, if you have bad taste than sure. whatever.
.A COMMENT TO WHO EVER READS IT. perhaps you should look at older posts (http://fuckingbikeclub.blogspot.com/) to realize that we are a collective, with no leader. we aim to have fun and enjoy ourselves. we never look for a fight, but a fight does happen sometimes. missouri is full of douche bags and rednecks, they hate us. also, as a young BROWN woman, i take some of the college, white boy, frat comments in offense. look before you leap, or at least before you judge. thanks. fucking snob.
Rose, Good shit. Fuck the haters. But as a "college, white boy, frat" lifetime member for life I AM EXTREMELY OFFENDED that you would lump me in with these blog-hatin', anti-fun with dead coyote-havin', good-for nothin' keisters that make such comments...well, not at all offended really...but perhaps you should also: "look before you leap, or at least before you judge."
No disrespect, as I don't know you and thus wouldn't judge you (like these assholes), just sayin...its a two-way street.
"You guys make me ashamed to ride a bike. You are all retarded. Shave and get a job- douches."
first of all dick licker you shouldn't be ashamed to ride a bike, you should be ashamed to be alive. if you haven't died of boredom yet you should kill yourself. fun hater. second, fuck you, i got a job... a blow job from your mom.
i can't wait for "FBC" the movie! it will be fulla sub plots, plot twists, fbc 180's, and bollards. maybe fast eddie himself will even make an appearance. telling us he knew it was us when he saw our faggy bikes, and then precedes to kick us out. who do you believe Hollywood will get to play john p. or lee or rose or deko or peaches or brian the leader or any of us fun lovin' kids. i hope edward norton plays me.
#110. This is crazy, man. That dude made me a little angry but in a way that I had no idea how or if I even really really wanted to respond to him...at least he already knows he is snobby, and we all know that snobs just will never get it.
I'm just glad there's dialog going on here so I don't have to comment on that guy's blog...there's nothing I can think to say to that guy that I'd really care for him to read or anything anyways. We don't even have to deal with him in real life! Great, right? His quiz was fucking lame and I was embarrassed for Brian for being pictured in the same post for it, ha!
Rose, you fucking rule and duh, St Louis loves you and of course boys grow beards when it's cold, thanks for pointing that out, Peat- it's nice to see you on the internet, Cole- nice motorcycle blog, didn't know you ever did that, Lee- you're so awesome at knowing when to open your mouth and what to say, FBC spokane- nice observation on the so many responses for a post with no words, Brian- you are awesome but you already know that, To whoever noticed that there was only one fixed gear is definitely cool in my book for paying attention to details, and holy shit man how did everyone who looked at these pictures manage to forget that drinking beer (or not, since some don't) and riding bikes is fun?
It's not like we were inviting all this judgment, but I've got to agree that it's pretty amusing and I'm sorry I tuned in so late!
Coyote advocates- How come no one asked or noticed that they found the 'yote already dead? Do you guys know if it was on the MO or the IL side? Does it really matter that much? They didn't kill it, they just moved it and gave it a crazy ceremony.
Ps- Sorry if I forgot anyone, I love all yous guys and THE LOU!
a) the coyote was dead, so fuck gives a who? b) the only party foul was you shoulda bbq'd it and eaten it. c) damn there's some haters in the world that really need to find a hobby.
lady, you're not reporting anything to anybody without first consulting said coyote and said potential prosecutor's lawyer. If you want full animal rights, let the animals make their own choices. I feel it's insulting for you to insinuate that you know for sure that that coyote did not want, or even CHOOSE to be "fucked with". That animal is now in countless awesome photos and has achieved a small amount of pseudo-fame. For you to speak for the entire animal kingdom, just because you are a blogger, makes you, in short, a pompous bitch.
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That my friends, is how ta' party!
wow
What a day to live. It totally makes the shitty 5am service at the Eat-Rite dinner worth it. I will never eat-rite again.
Those are awesome.
to the girl that dislike this sausage fest... now tell me ladies that you wouldnt want to get your "saddle rubbed" by the guy in the yellow? id take it on anyday!
Hey you fuckers i'm reporting you to the department of conservation and the police for fucking with that dead coyote. Get ready to get fucked in the ass by the long dick of the law, for being a bunch of d bags.
Why would you bother to type out all those threatening curse words but abbreviate "d bags"?
HEY! Your _________(trailer) is nothing but an ___________( deconstructed shoppingcart painted gold with a BMX fork tacked on)!
anonymous sounds like a douche bag.
also, AWESOME!!!
you kicked that dogs ass.
thats my boys.
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Some more photos at http://www.flickr.com/photos/dgtized/sets/72157615291306778/
its a sad day in america when your not allowed to jump over animals. people fought and died for that right!
Great photo's Mr. dgtized! Keep up the good work.
P.S.
If I see any more lame complaints on here, I'll find where you live and burn it down. If you have any pets I'll stomp them dead, and use them for kindling.
I hate to see animal cruelty in any form whether the animal is alive or deceased. Why cannot you bunch of degenerates find something constructive to do?
If I had to stereotype you guys by just looking at your pictures (i dont know any of you) I would say that you all are a bunch of illiterates who are still virgins!
What in the world could be more constructive than 10 dudes, (9 dudes 1 pussy), living for real while the rest of st. louis pissed their saturday away watching t.v. inside. Take Off you LA-MO!!
what is your problem with virgins? slut.
To: "your new enemy"
If they're illiterate they will not be able to read your complaint. Also, if you don't know any of them what are you doing on this blog?
How about you crawl back to your post modern loft, and throw a Tofu party. You and your so called friends can have a wheatgrass fueled rant on what's wrong with everybody. Perhaps you can come up with some Nazi-crazed plan on how to rid the world of all those who do not share your ideals.
I wish I could be as cool as you guys. Riding up the RFT on sweet fixed gears (oh wait sweet treks) pulling a keg around, life could not get better. Oh but it could, wear used clothes, grow ironic beards and play with dead animals, then wank each other off, life is good (not the brand)!!! While we were being whipped by the man these fuckers were enjoying all the wonders of nature, hey throwing dead animals around is so productive. And hey you Brahs are so counter cultural that you loaded flickr and the blagosphere with your sweet adventures.
Hey do you guys graduate from middle school this spring? By the way I hope when you dudes took the bus back to Ladue you told mommy and daddy about your situation and they have talked to their lawyer because PETA is gonna come down on your cocks.
I raise my can of Stag (AKA the way more ironic form of cheap beer. Good by old friend, PBR) to the coolest dudes around.
a dead coyote has less value than a pile of chalky white rattlesnake droppings.
Why anyone would come to this blog and complain is beyond me. If you wish to do so, here is a quick hypocrite test.
Let's assume respect for life should go on after life force has left the shell in which it once resided.
In that case you:
Shouldn't eat meat.
Shouldn't use oil/petrol products. (Came from living tissue)
Shouldn't eat vegetables. (Although inanimate, still living)
Shouldn't be on the Net, or use electricity that mostly comes from coal. (Carbonized vegetable matter)
Shouldn't go on living. (Since with all these rules it's impossible)
Shouldn't bury your body. (Can't move your corpse, someone might think it's cruel)
This is all kind of a gag, but you see where I'm going.
The moral of this post:
Basically PETA, and veganism are luxuries. If they had to hunt/grow their own food, many would reconsider. Herbivores in nature tend to lack the tools/anatomy to eat meat.
I don't hear anyone bitching about Weekend At Bernie's. Having fun post mortum is awesome. We did that 'yote a favor.
wow. this has gotten really weird. why dont you just find one of these guys, "new worst enemy", and punch them or something. or, perhaps realize that all your ranting is pretty damn funny to all who belong to this group, and tell it to someone who will think you're smarter for it all.
anyhow. shit. god damn. yall need to relax.
i hope that when i die someone will stumble upon my corpse, hangout with me and take some sweet photos.
i found this blog from an email that has been circling the internet and i just wanted to say i am saddened and appalled by your actions. my husband works for the missouri department of conservation, and he said that they have grounds to investigate your roll in the death of the coyote. so mr awesome, whoever you are, maybe you and your friends should have thought twice before getting drunk and playing with (killing) a coyote.
we did kill that 'yote and we'll kill many more, you stupid bitch. by the way, my worst nightmare is being married to a dried up cunt like you. go fuck yourself. i feel sorry for your husband if he has to listen to you hating fun all day long. suck my balls. also we were all virgins until the ten of us had sex with that pretty little coyote. she finally died when i stabbed her with my sword dick. boo-ya.
Just to let you illiterate bearded hipsters know, everything on this blog is now officially under investigation by the Missouri Department of Dead Animal Solemnity and The State Fun Police.
This is not a joke. And remember, "Brian," we work in association with the Governor's Special Council on Offensive Language. Any potty mouth will be duly noted and used against you in a court of law. Chomp on that you filthy 'yote fucker.
Congratulations. This is officially the most offensive blog on the internet. I hope you bring 9 friends and a small keg of beer on a gold homemade bicycle trailer when you are burning in hell. Homos.
no fun
Dear Average Internet User,
I agree with your assessment of this internet blog. However, was it really necessary to insinuate that these despicable young men were also homosexual? I think not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNRq9Mq139g
Now that you mention it Anonymous, I am offended by the premise of Weekend at Bernie's. Thank you for stirring up my sense of righteous indignation.
p.s. I support the dead coyote.
Dead coyote 09!
I also intend to bring charges against YouTube. Some of the stuff on there offends me.
http://mdc.mo.gov/landown/wild/nuisance/coyotes/control.htm
Lethal methods
Lethal methods are the quickest way to stop coyotes from killing livestock. In some situations, such as the killing of pigs, lethal methods may be the only cost-effective solution.
According to the Wildlife Code of Missouri, coyotes that cause damage may be shot or trapped at any time of the year without a permit by the farmer, landowner or some other person acting as the farmer or landowner's agent. This person could be a local trapper, friend or relative. Coyotes captured or killed by the above methods must be reported to a conservation agent within 24 hours and must be disposed of only in accordance with the agent's instructions.
Snares used on dry land are illegal in Missouri, but they can be used to control coyotes if the person experiencing the problem receives special authorization from a wildlife damage biologist. Below are some lethal ways of controlling coyote damage. The most effective methods - trapping and snaring - are described in more detail later in this booklet.
Shooting
Shooting problem coyotes always is an option in rural areas and sometimes within city limits if ordinances allow it. Because coyotes are cunning but somewhat predictable, shooters should spend time observing the coyote's habits to increase their chance of success. Many nuisance coyotes show a pattern of stalking livestock or poultry at a certain time of the day. A coyote may visit its kill several times over a period of a day or two until the carcass is reduced to bones and hide.
Once the coyote's pattern becomes known, shooters must station themselves near the coyote's path, paying attention to wind direction so the animal won't catch their scent. Sunrise and sunset usually are good times to stake out a coyote kill.
Hunting with dogs
Using dogs is an effective way to hunt coyotes, but it can be difficult to target the specific coyote that is doing the damage.
Experienced hunters using dogs sometimes are able to put hounds on the trail of the specific coyote that is causing damage, but it isn't easy to do. During hot, dry summer conditions when coyote problems often occur, most dogs cannot scent and trail coyotes. During these times, there is less chance that the coyotes doing damage will be the ones taken.
Hunting with dogs works best during the winter when conditions for hounds to trail coyotes are more favorable. It really doesn't do much good, however, to simply take a large number of coyotes. All too often the animals taken are the more vulnerable young coyotes.
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Because of the danger to people, pets and other wildlife, it is illegal to use toxicants and poisons to control coyotes.
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Using a call
Imitating the sound of a wounded rabbit using an electronic or hand- held call can increase the chances of drawing coyotes close enough to shoot them.
This method is legal during daylight hours only, unless special authorization is obtained from the Conservation Department.
To be successful, shooters must have a clear view so they see the coyote before it spots them. They also must be in the correct location so the coyote doesn't smell them.
Calling can be effective in early summer to draw the attention of coyotes with pups in nearby dens. Calling also works near livestock kills when coyotes return to feed.
Electronic callers and hand-held or mouth-operated calls can be purchased in sporting goods stores.
Destroying dens
In Missouri, coyote pups leave the den about the time they are weaned. It is at this time that the parents, particularly the male, may start killing livestock to feed the pups.
By the time livestock are being killed, the pups usually are no longer in the den. However, if the pups are still in the den and they are destroyed, the parents usually stop killing livestock or poultry because they no longer have pups to feed.
According to the Wildlife Code of Missouri, it is illegal to molest the dens of wildlife, but conservation agents can give special authorization if the need arises.
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Dead Animal Disposal Laws in Missouri
Charles D. Fulhage
Department of Agricultural Engineering
Original legislation for the management of dead animals in Missouri was developed in the 1940s. As livestock operations grew larger and more sophisticated means of animal production, transport, slaughtering and processing were developed, the legislation became outdated.
New legislation was developed. The Missouri Dead Animal Disposal Statute was passed by the 86th General Assembly and became law on Aug. 28, 1992. The compliance dates for the law are immediate for all animals except poultry and turkeys. For poultry and turkeys, the compliance deadline is July 1, 1995. This law does not apply to wildlife.
Governing agencies
The disposal of dead animals is regulated as a solid waste by the Missouri Department of Natural Resources' (DNR) Solid Waste Management program and by the Missouri Department of Agriculture's Division of Animal Health.
Current law requires that the body of an animal that has died be properly disposed of within 24 hours after knowledge of the death. Disposal methods acceptable to DNR are rendering facility, composting, sanitary landfill, incineration and on-site burial.
The DNR Water Pollution Control program protects the quality of the groundwater and surface water supplies of the state by regulating the disposal of wastewater pollutants.
Improper disposal of dead animals can result in surface water or groundwater contamination. Therefore, proper dead animal disposal is important. DNR requires all submitted letter of approval applications for Class I facilities contain a brief description outlining one or more acceptable methods for dead animal disposal. DNR recommends that letter of approval applications for Class II facilities also include this information.
Disposal options
The following acceptable methods of dead animal disposal are listed in order of preference by DNR.
Disposal of dead animals at a state licensed and approved rendering facility.
A DNR goal is to promote resource reuse and recycling in the state. However, the lack of rendering plants in the state prevents many producers from using this option. Efforts among several producers using stations for dead animal collection may make rendering a workable option.
Composting of dead animals in a properly designed and sized dead animal composter
This new and experimental technology allows the end product to be recycled back to the land as a fertilizer. It has proven to be a very effective means of carcass management in the poultry and swine industries. Refer to other MU Water Quality Initiative publications for information on dead animal composting.
Dead animal disposal in an approved sanitary landfill
Landfills are permitted to accept dead animals under Chapter 260, RSMo. Modern sanitary landfills are designed and operated to prevent leaching into groundwater or surface waters. The drawback of landfills is that they are only for disposing, not for recycling, and landfill space is becoming scarce. Even though a landfill is permitted to accept dead animals, it may not be the policy of the landfill operator.
Incinerating dead animals
Incineration of dead animals is feasible, but it may not be economical. It is energy intensive and has the potential for polluting the environment if the incinerator is not operated and maintained properly. Open burning of dead animals or burning in a trash barrel or similar type of container is not allowed.
Any commercial incineration of dead animals must be done in an incinerator designed, constructed and operated according to Chapter 643 RSMo. Air Conservation Law and regulation 10 CSR 10-6.160. A permit from the Air Pollution Control program is required for constructing a new incinerator. Now, existing incinerators must comply with 10 CSR-6.160.
Agricultural incinerators do not need a permit. As defined in 10 CSR 10-6.020, an agricultural incinerator is located on a farm or ranch and has a burning capacity of less than 100 pounds per hour of Type 4 waste. It is located more than 1,500 feet from the nearest inhabited dwelling not on the farm or ranch. Type 4 wastes include animal remains, carcasses, organ and solid tissue wastes from farms, laboratories and animal pounds. Incineration of plastics or other wastes containing chlorine is not permitted.
This definition limits agricultural incinerators without permits to relatively small units that may not be adequate for large-scale animal production units. In any case, even an incinerator not requiring a permit must be operated in a manner that does not cause a nuisance condition or air pollution and must comply with 10 CSR 10-6.160.
Non-commercial dead animal incinerators operated with a burning capacity of more than 100 pounds per hour must have a permit. However, these incinerators are exempt from the requirements for residence time, secondary chamber temperature and hydrogen chloride testing.
On-site burial of dead animals
This option is the least desirable, due to the potential for water pollution. It is acceptable if certain practices are followed to limit pollution.
On-site burial guidelines
Although on-site burial is the least-preferred method of disposal, it may be the only practical option for some producers.
In order to comply with the law, the burial method must follow certain guidelines. These restrictions may be very different from traditional dead animal disposal practices. The following outlines on-site dead animal burial:
The maximum loading rate for areas, defined by the DNR, Division of Geology and Land Survey, as having major groundwater contamination potential is limited to:
One bovine; six swine; seven sheep; and after July 1, 1995, 70 turkey or 300 poultry carcasses on any given acre per year; or
All other animals and immature cattle and sheep; and after July 1, 1995, turkeys or poultry is limited to 1,000 pounds of animal on any given acre per year.
The maximum loading rate for areas excluded from major groundwater pollution potential is limited to:
Seven cattle; 44 swine; 47 sheep; and after July 1, 1995, 400 turkey or 2,000 poultry carcasses on any given acre per year; or
All other animals and immature cattle and sheep; and after July 1, 1995, turkeys or poultry is limited to 7,000 pounds of animal on any given acre per year.
The maximum amount of land that is used for on-site burial of animals on any person's property during a given year is limited to 10 percent of the total land owned by that person or 1 acre, whichever is greater.
Burial sites will not be located in low-lying areas subject to flooding.
The lowest elevation of the burial pit will be 6 feet or less below the surface of the ground.
The dead animals shall be immediately covered with a minimum of 6 inches of soil and a final cover of a minimum of 30 inches of soil.
Carcasses will not be placed on the ground, in a ditch, at the base of a hill or in a cavern and covered with soil.
Puncture the abdominal cavity of carcasses over 150 pounds to allow escape of gasses.
The location of a burial site must be:
At least 300 feet from any wells, surface water intake structures, public drinking water supply lakes, springs or sinkholes.
At least 50 feet from property lines.
At least 300 feet from any existing neighboring residence.
More than 100 feet from any body of surface water, such as a stream, lake, pond or intermittent stream.
The map outlines the areas of Missouri considered to have major groundwater contamination potential (Figure 1). You should contact DNR, Division of Geology and Land Survey at Rolla, Mo., for a site-specific evaluation of the groundwater pollution potential at your specific location.
Figure 1
The shaded areas on this map are considered to have major groundwater contamination potential.
Other provisions of the dead animal law
There are other regulation guidelines that may change the way dead animals are managed. In particular, the transportation and holding of dead animals in a collection station. These items may be important to producers developing a plan to collect and haul dead animals to a rendering plant or similar facility.
Transporting carcasses
A permit from the state veterinarian is required for commercial vehicles used in transporting dead animals. The permit must be attached to each vehicle that is used in hauling the carcasses.
Vehicles used for transporting carcasses need a metal tank or tank with a watertight metal lining to carry the carcasses. It should not drip or seep. Hide the carcasses from view when transporting.
Thoroughly clean and disinfect the vehicles after each hauling. In cleaning the vehicles, thoroughly wash with hot water or steam and disinfect with a solution prescribed by the Missouri Department of Agriculture's state veterinarian.
Do not use vehicles that have hauled carcasses to transport live animals, feeds or similar commodities.
Vehicles hauling carcasses must go to their destination directly, stopping only to load more carcasses. The vehicle's operator must get permission before entering a facility to pick up additional carcasses.
The driver of a vehicle hauling carcasses is responsible for the cleanup of any spills or leaks that may occur as a result of the hauling.
Exceptions to transporting requirements
The following are exceptions to the transportation requirements and primarily affect producers on a non-commercial basis.
Hauling carcasses to a slaughter house for personal consumption.
Hauling a finished meat product or hauling hides and skins.
A producer hauling owned carcasses to a renderer, collection station, on-farm burial site or to a diagnostic facility.
Collection stations
The following requirements apply to operating a collection station that may receive carcasses from several producers for transport to a renderer or other disposal facility.
A permit from the state veterinarian is required for operating a dead animal collection station. Storage methods and management of dead animals must be detailed in the permit application.
Hold carcasses in a vessel with a watertight lining that does not allow leaking or dripping.
Carcasses may be held unrefrigerated for a maximum of 48 hours.
Locate collection stations more than 2 miles from city limits and 1 mile from public parks, schools and hospitals.
Other provisions
Dead animal carcasses should not be buried, burned, cooked or otherwise disposed, except as provided for in the dead animal regulations.
If the animal did not die of a contagious disease, the owner may remove the hide before disposing of the carcass properly, but not creating a nuisance.
If the owner or person responsible for a dead animal is absent, unwilling or unable to dispose of the animal properly, and the state veterinarian determines that the dead animal is a health risk or nuisance, the veterinarian may enter the premises, take possession and dispose of the animal. The owner or person responsible for the dead animal must reimburse the state veterinarian for reasonable expenses.
Large-scale animal deaths may occur, such as natural disasters, disease outbreaks or a disease eradication and control program. Management of such large-scale loss may be beyond the scope of methods outlined in the regulation. In such cases, the state veterinarian, with the assistance of DNR, will develop an emergency plan for proper management of the large-scale death loss.
If a death loss is anticipated or experienced, contact the state veterinarian's office at 573-751-3377.
Which is worse, The FBC or YouTube? Your vote will decide, America!
Dead Animal Reporting
The Animal Health Division responds to reports of dead livestock that have not been properly disposed of. Division staff do not dispose of the animals, but do attempt to locate those responsible and see that they properly dispose of the carcasses in a timely manner as required by the Disposal of Dead Animal Law, Chapter 269, RSMo.
The division only investigates animals raised for commercial purposes. We do not respond to reports of dead animals under the Wildlife Code (deer, coyotes, etc.), or pets, whether confined or stray.
There are five (5) acceptable methods for disposal of dead animals. However each has specific requirements and not all are feasible or practical in all cases. The most practical method, in most cases, is on-site burial, which also has certain requirements. Rendering service pickup is only available to livestock markets and large producers. Burning is not acceptable. Placement in a ditch or waterway is not acceptable.
To view a list of Rendering Plants.
To report dead livestock not properly disposed of or for further information contact the Division of Animal Health at (573) 751-5608 or e-mail Sheri.Berendzen@mda.mo.gov. Please be prepared to give as much of the following information as possible.
What kind of animal(s) and how many?
Location of the animal(s).
Name, address, telephone number of animal owner or custodian.
Name, address, telephone number of landowner.
In the case of indeterminate coyote death near or on the Missouri River Front Trail, beer drinking passersby may legally and joyfully engage in kind-hearted photographing of the deceased animal and all pursuant internet shit talking with the full support of the Missouri Department Of Conservation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h5qNBfjheg
Our first song ever said it in 1984 and we'll say it again in 2009
"True Men Don't Kill Coyotes"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmX6HFyKYFw
God Damn it Anthony Kiedes. If I wanted your opinion I'd take my dick out of your mouth.
All hail the almighty FBC!
FBC ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guilty as charged
But damn it, it ain't right
There is someone else controlling me
Death in the air
Strapped in the electric chair
This can't be happening to me
Who made you God to say
"I'll take your life from you!"
Flash before my eyes
Now it's time to die
Burning in my brain
I can feel the flames
Wait for the sign
To flick the switch of death
It's the beginning of the end
Sweat, chilling cold
As I watch death unfold
Consciousness my only friend
My fingers grip with fear
What I am doing here?
Someone help me
Oh please God help me
They are trying to take it all away
I don't want to die
Time moving slowly
The minutes seem like hours
The final curtain call I see
How true is this?
Just get it over with
If this is true, just let it be
Wakened by the horrid cream
Freed from the frightening dream
NUF SAID.
holy shit roz you were right, i thought you were kidding when you told me about that drunken sub-zero coyote orgy i missed. so let me get this right, we can fuck live animals in missouri but not dead ones? it's so confusing these days , you hardly know what you can put your dick in. thanks for yet another helpful hint from the knowledgable folks at the FBC.
Wow FBC finally made Bikesnob!
http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2009/03/bsnyc-friday-fun-quiz_20.html
Podium!
you guys are wack as fuck.
I gotta come to ST Louie and ride with you crazy fuckers.
I dig your style
That sure is a lot of comments for a blog post with zero words.
big 2nd to cole's reply.
fuck animal rights, let alone dead animal rights. funny how much press the michael vick case got, yet there's two dead people in today's NYC police blotter that no one will remember tomorrow if at all. the hypocrisy astounds me.
also, if god (or whatever higher power you subscribe to) had not intended us to eat animals, he/she wouldn't have made them out of meat.
funny shit, keep the rubber side down.
you don't post pics of the fucking? Do you usually do it before or after the ride?
I love my FBC friends!
fucking. before, after, AND durring.
pics cuming soon.
Roses kicks ass.
rose is ugly, and her blogs suck. (I am sorry to admit that I did go to them)
you can jump over my corpse anytime!
still havin' more fun than you! And after all these years.
P.S. i remember being bunny hopped by a bmxcycle when i was a youngin'. it was awesome! the worry of getting crushed by the bike apon landing. well the 'yote didn't get crushed, or smushed. that was probably more fun than that 'yote had in years. maybe even its whole life. how many of you have been bunny hopped....by a bmxcycle? you my friends are obviously not livin'! dear fun hater! i dare you to put yourselve in 19 degree weather with high percentage of snow and have as much fun. you must be a bunch of jealous joyce's. i'm going to go take advantage of catholic fish fry now. after all it is lent.
p.s. i'm the ironic bearded tatooed fixter mixter homo steel horse ridin' beer fallin' illiterate speakin' dang fangled piece o machinery token white guy.
****** and i love peaches!
i'm so proud of you guys!!!
-stay rad and have fun!
youve been snobed enjoi
I luv the FBC!! congratz on the bsnyc infamy!
You guys make me ashamed to ride a bike. You are all retarded. Shave and get a job- douches.
Hey Brian, I think he is talking to you.
holy shit...a whole mess of crazy.
i can't believe i hang out with these d bags. man, ain't i a lucky bitch. i'm taking my fix back to the shop and getting a free wheel and 10 more gears.
but all i really have to say is - rose is not ugly, jackass, she's just "different".
roseblablabland, you don't happen to be a lesbian, do you? You just look like it.
To fixed gear riders, just ignore this whole article, it's just another group of fakengers with their messenger bags.
Yeah, you guys make me ashamed to ride a bicycle. All of you are pathetic for displaying your obvious stupidity.
seems like poor taste to me.
p.s. rose, did you make that poem with a random poem generator?
I hope you get doored.
I hope you spend a beautiful afternoon inside anonymously posting comments on our blog.
i think the problem is that the collective worth of the FBC bike collection is equal to one of the front wheels of any given nycbs readers. this gives them an ache deep in their empty souls at their complete lack of spontaneous joy in life that they constantly try to fill with more expensive and trendy bike parts and gear.So dont be so hard on them they are just impressionable 40 year olds with peter pan syndrome. teach them gently and let them eventually realize how sad they are, only then can they start to transform themselves into real people who are capable of real fun.
I think its funny that there is only one fixed gear in those pics and haters focus on that and ignoge the dude on the bmx bike that rode 40 miles looking like a flying squirrel!
FBC - There is no such thing as bad publicity. Make some merch and sell it on the interwebs. Thanks to BSNYC, you guys just made fans outside of the STL bike scene, and all you did to make said fans was have fun. So forget shaving your beards and getting a job - make shit and sell it.
Make 'coyote fucker' shirts. Boom. First million. Internet sensation.
I'd buy a fuckin' coyote fucker shirt! Actually I'll take two. I always need two of everything. (One for keeps, and one to see how well it burns)
I'd take a tee. As long as it's an 80's font of course!! Kinda like the "Peavey" logo.
I still don't know if rose is a lesbian or not...
"I still don't know if rose is a lesbian or not"
How bout I kill you, and burn your house down. Then you don't have to worry about that anymore.
Hey Evil Little Girl... You rule!
Also to "Anonymous"... Rose is da shit, who the fuck are you?
rose the girl who keeps posting anonymously and asking about your sexual preference just paypalled me her total life savings of $19 for your phone number. Sorry, times are tough you understand don't you? she said she would ask her mom if she could call tomorrow after morning juice and naptime, right before finger painting. expect miracles!
rose is sexier than any of you will ever be, gay or straight.
- a girl
mesmertron - I was just curious as to how she enjoyed intercourse with a coyote that was also female.
Ooohh, that was the word. You guys are basically the typical redneck.
rednecks that know FUN! and how to get it on a bugdet.
^Yes! White power!
Dudes. Seriously. Make some shit...there at least better be a 'yote fucker spoke card - you can even mail it to BikeSnob for him to put in his rear spokes, then his wheel will be slightly more aero and he'll suck slightly less dick at racing.
BSNYC = Cat 4 pack fodder.
http://www.macaframaproductions.com/macablog/images/FF.jpg
i cant wait for my !yotefuck! and ROZ=GEY shirts to come back from the printer. i will be the dominant redneck in these woods!
i think the squirrel rode about 70 miles on that bmx bike
Dude Peat! Why didn't you tell me about this blog?! You guys fuckin rock. Great pics! Love the coyote, beards, keg wagon, and sweet rides.
You totally earned your bicycling belt-loop. Keep it up!
Methinks you guys are trying too hard, and that makes me a little sad. Had you jumped a dead baby, that would have been something to share.
Tony Baloney = cat 5 still chasing the dream of finishing with the bunch.
MOVE ON!
wow. havnt looked in a few days. IM FAMOUS!!!! AND GAY!!!! awesome. you guys are sooooo sweet. im going to go look at my self in the mirror, think about how pretty i am, then go give my boy friend a blow job.
also, i am aware that my blog is dumb. but, ugly? ok, i mean, if you have bad taste than sure. whatever.
ps. those are metallica lyrics.
.A COMMENT TO WHO EVER READS IT.
perhaps you should look at older posts (http://fuckingbikeclub.blogspot.com/) to realize that we are a collective, with no leader. we aim to have fun and enjoy ourselves. we never look for a fight, but a fight does happen sometimes. missouri is full of douche bags and rednecks, they hate us. also, as a young BROWN woman, i take some of the college, white boy, frat comments in offense. look before you leap, or at least before you judge. thanks. fucking snob.
I love you Rose! Long live the Fucking Bike Club.
I'm so proud that we now have a dead coyote as an official FBC Lifetime Member For Life And Beyond!
Rose,
Good shit. Fuck the haters.
But as a "college, white boy, frat" lifetime member for life I AM EXTREMELY OFFENDED that you would lump me in with these blog-hatin', anti-fun with dead coyote-havin', good-for nothin' keisters that make such comments...well, not at all offended really...but perhaps you should also: "look before you leap, or at least before you judge."
No disrespect, as I don't know you and thus wouldn't judge you (like these assholes), just sayin...its a two-way street.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g9wZP_wYrNw/SckrbYbSCiI/AAAAAAAAABo/cNMHWPBTjlY/S220-h/razzzzzsun.jpg
Lol.
word. no disrespect "anonymous". there's nothing wrong with anything anyone does, unless its with hatred and without understanding. here here.
hippy.
i contemplated leaving a "ps. im a hippy sometimes", decided not to though. thanks for doing it for me.
FUCK EVERONE!!!!!!
FUCK THE WORLD!!!
EVERYONES A FRAT-FAG-COCKSUCKING-DOUCHE BAG-FIXEDGEAR-BLA-BLA-BLA!!!!!!!!!
i hope that suits your needs better.
see, that's the rose i know!
Wait a second, is this the FBC blog or RETARDO 314!
WTF?
What's with all the haters all of a sudden?
Grow up and get a damn life, haters.
i am a little upset that there are not 200 comments yet. everyone who reads this and does not comment is a retard. suck my balls. boo ya
dear brian,
comment #104.
love,
rose
I'll help!
Comment #105
...
That doesn't have enough hating.
I can't believe you molested that dead animal!
I'll come and sodomize you all! In a totally non-gay way!
to the anonymous guy who said -
"You guys make me ashamed to ride a bike. You are all retarded. Shave and get a job- douches."
first of all dick licker you shouldn't be ashamed to ride a bike, you should be ashamed to be alive. if you haven't died of boredom yet you should kill yourself. fun hater. second, fuck you, i got a job... a blow job from your mom.
yeah i love to fuck my mom
Rock N' Roll. Rock N' Roll.
i can't wait for "FBC" the movie! it will be fulla sub plots, plot twists, fbc 180's, and bollards. maybe fast eddie himself will even make an appearance. telling us he knew it was us when he saw our faggy bikes, and then precedes to kick us out. who do you believe Hollywood will get to play john p. or lee or rose or deko or peaches or brian the leader or any of us fun lovin' kids. i hope edward norton plays me.
#110. This is crazy, man. That dude made me a little angry but in a way that I had no idea how or if I even really really wanted to respond to him...at least he already knows he is snobby, and we all know that snobs just will never get it.
I'm just glad there's dialog going on here so I don't have to comment on that guy's blog...there's nothing I can think to say to that guy that I'd really care for him to read or anything anyways. We don't even have to deal with him in real life! Great, right? His quiz was fucking lame and I was embarrassed for Brian for being pictured in the same post for it, ha!
Rose, you fucking rule and duh, St Louis loves you and of course boys grow beards when it's cold, thanks for pointing that out, Peat- it's nice to see you on the internet, Cole- nice motorcycle blog, didn't know you ever did that, Lee- you're so awesome at knowing when to open your mouth and what to say, FBC spokane- nice observation on the so many responses for a post with no words, Brian- you are awesome but you already know that, To whoever noticed that there was only one fixed gear is definitely cool in my book for paying attention to details, and holy shit man how did everyone who looked at these pictures manage to forget that drinking beer (or not, since some don't) and riding bikes is fun?
It's not like we were inviting all this judgment, but I've got to agree that it's pretty amusing and I'm sorry I tuned in so late!
Coyote advocates- How come no one asked or noticed that they found the 'yote already dead? Do you guys know if it was on the MO or the IL side? Does it really matter that much? They didn't kill it, they just moved it and gave it a crazy ceremony.
Ps- Sorry if I forgot anyone, I love all yous guys and THE LOU!
#111- pps-- I'd trust Cole and Peat and Sherrid to safely jump a BMX over me and remain unharmed ANY DAY!
#112 - Gnibb High Football Rules!
hi
damn you miss a ride and all hell breaks loose.
a) the coyote was dead, so fuck gives a who?
b) the only party foul was you shoulda bbq'd it and eaten it.
c) damn there's some haters in the world that really need to find a hobby.
doehands shut the fuck up you fucking faggot suckup
You guys have more fun in one day then most of these people will have in their entire lives.
I think we got more than one "brian" here.
I should hope so. I only let brizone talk to me like that in person.
lady, you're not reporting anything to anybody without first consulting said coyote and said potential prosecutor's lawyer. If you want full animal rights, let the animals make their own choices. I feel it's insulting for you to insinuate that you know for sure that that coyote did not want, or even CHOOSE to be "fucked with". That animal is now in countless awesome photos and has achieved a small amount of pseudo-fame. For you to speak for the entire animal kingdom, just because you are a blogger, makes you, in short, a pompous bitch.
what the fuck are you talking about?
He's talking about the comment from "Anonymous not enemy, your worst nightmare" (24th comment)
This blog sucks...
No, you suck!
I forgot, where is denmark?
It's in Hamlet.
I can't BELIEVE I missed the Cold Ride for Cold Beer again!
Hey "rmf4" I have reserved a spot for you on the next one. Don't let us down, or we will litter your yard with dead animals!
At least I won't miss Aprilween!
holy shit, wow. i missed all these comment wars? god damn it.
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I apologise, but, in my opinion, you commit an error.
In my opinion you have gone erroneous by.
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