Wednesday, May 23, 2012

PROM!!

Great news everyone!

After sitting down with the 2nd district police captain, city alderman and a representative for the reptilian overlords of the universe, I was able to procure their blessing and the green light to go ahead with FBC Prom 2012!

This is great news for a couple of reasons:
1) Prom is awesome! 
2) Now we can put all the uncharacteristically unfunny recent internet shit talking behind us.

If you happen to be one of those friendly, fun-loving Lifetime Members for Life that this club is known for, and you feel like partying class-act style on a Monday night, then join your brethren at Turtle Park Monday June 4th at 6:30pm. The ride leaves at 7:30pm sharp.

Looking sharp, pretty, fresh, snappy, fancy or dolled up is highly encouraged.

Here's looking forward to yet another magical night!
-Lee

49 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm gonna start that foot exercise I learned from Die Hard (barefoot on carpet and make fists with my feet) This will hopefully loosen the tendons, and build calf strength. Gotta get ready for hours of rug-cutting!!

May 23, 2012 10:48 PM  
Anonymous Pancake Master said...

Maybe a certain recent fancy-dress dance-party at the HideAway was able to sway the intentions of the FBC back into the prom realm for MMXII? Anywow (that's like "anyway" except for with a lot more enthusiasm), for once in the past thousand months I think I'll finally be able to ride with yonder FBC!

May 24, 2012 1:39 AM  
Blogger roseblablabland said...

yes! the "one"

May 26, 2012 11:22 AM  
Blogger roseblablabland said...

yes! the "one"

May 26, 2012 11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you, Reptilian Overlords of the Universe for allowing prom!

Love,

Lifetime Member for Life

May 28, 2012 10:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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May 28, 2012 2:22 PM  
Anonymous dick cheney jr. said...

um i wore a blazer to the last FBC and nobody else dressed up for prom. i sweated my ass off and that was only a month ago.

not sure if i can make a repeat...

May 29, 2012 12:26 PM  
Blogger King said...

Last month was not prom so quit complaining and start PARTYING!
-jake-

May 29, 2012 8:34 PM  
Anonymous Jesus pooped look it up said...

Im prob going to take a couple dumps in a couple different pumpkins and then head up! im so stoked to poop in a pumpkin! ill see u all soon!

May 30, 2012 1:56 PM  
Anonymous dick cheney jr. said...

i was misinformed about the theme of the previous FBC. as we used to say back in school --- "wear a formal tire!"

May 31, 2012 12:20 PM  
Anonymous Dale said...

FEET

June 02, 2012 11:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why so early?

June 02, 2012 5:49 PM  
Anonymous Mr. Grunts said...

I'm gonna grunt the whooollle time..
Keep the poop flowin.. BOOM!

June 02, 2012 6:41 PM  
Anonymous jesus farts smell the worst said...

i woke up this morning opened up my pumpkin. took a seat. then was like holy dumps FBC prom is tomo. i got to gogo. so i put the cap back on the pumpkin. threw it in the street and started jumping for joy! its america!!!

June 03, 2012 7:22 AM  
Anonymous Mr. Grunts said...

Lee, i saw you yesterday...or the day before...
You were riding your little bike out of tower grove.. and then you sat on your porch or something. I saw it. Don't lie! You were there!

June 03, 2012 10:35 AM  
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June 04, 2012 4:10 AM  
Anonymous gamer pooper pumpkins said...

i have a suggestion other than pooping in pumpkins. Lets ride around to wherever and end up at ciseros. dj cinnaman (misspelled) and they have SNES on a big screen. i want to go. u should too.

June 04, 2012 11:12 AM  
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June 04, 2012 11:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU

June 04, 2012 11:38 AM  
Blogger King said...

We go where we go and then you'll know. RIDE STARTS AT 730!

June 04, 2012 12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn't look like very good Fiasco weather to me...

June 04, 2012 2:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the ride still happening if it rains?

June 04, 2012 2:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Definitely not wearing a pretty dress in this crap, nossiry bob.

June 04, 2012 2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the only thing that will melt in the rain is the shit in Mr. Grunts pumpkin so get out there and ride your bikes in this rain you babies!

June 04, 2012 2:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quit whining about the rain and ride your fucking bike.

June 04, 2012 2:55 PM  
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June 04, 2012 3:12 PM  
Anonymous yawwwttyyyy said...

RAIN BE GONE, RIDE BICYCLES!

June 04, 2012 3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rain is now gone. Time to ride. All I wanna know is who's coming with me?

June 04, 2012 4:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone know where the ride is going (even a little bit) so I can join up? I just got off work :-(((

June 04, 2012 5:47 PM  
Anonymous Eva said...

Hihiii

Just wanted to say thank you for your concerns, but I made it home safe 'n sound, not even a cop to pull me over!

But I reallyreallyreally do appreciate those of you who were unsure if I'd make it home okay.

I'm good!

-Eva
[y'know, pink hair, orange bike, etc]

June 04, 2012 10:32 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

I need to thank that nice person who stopped when I crashed and checked to make sure I was unconcussed and all. I appreciate it. (from the man in a dress who took a spill)

June 05, 2012 12:21 AM  
Blogger wysterria said...

Prom ride was awesome. Lee, we danced for a while, do you recall? I had on black chucks w purple laces. If it was all in the name of fbc, I still had fun!

June 05, 2012 2:01 AM  
Anonymous new era gorras, said...

Mi amigo, usted es como Shakespeare. Su artículo es muy bueno. Usted debe hacerlo profesionalmente

June 05, 2012 2:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Such.A.Good.Prom!

June 05, 2012 6:35 AM  
Anonymous OpraH dumps gaints whales said...

Thanks for the ride! that was fun as hell. i do have one problem though. pumpkin pooping. I dont think i am grunting enough. Mc Grunts do u have any tips or tricks so i can resume filling up pumpkins with poop?

June 05, 2012 6:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was awesome, Mr Awesome! Thanks for the adventure!

June 05, 2012 8:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anxiously awaiting Deko and Lee's photos. I know there were multiple Kodak moments.

June 05, 2012 8:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

let's see some photos!
those guys with the beards were sexy!!!

June 05, 2012 8:41 AM  
Blogger JennSTL said...

Everyone looked beautiful.
Almost no shitters.
Prom was the raddest.
Thanks, FBC!

June 05, 2012 8:52 AM  
Blogger JennSTL said...

Also, sorry m'am but Lee already has a beee-uuu-tiful lady.
Good thing there are so many other handsome dudes in FBC.

June 05, 2012 8:54 AM  
Anonymous Claudia said...

Life is Good. Can't stop smiling after a killer night!

June 05, 2012 10:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to see the pics!!!

June 05, 2012 2:32 PM  
Anonymous Joe said...

Mighty fine ride! I had the good times. Eva, you're a turd. Glad you made home though!

June 05, 2012 10:17 PM  
Anonymous Eva said...

Wait wait what did I do?! D:

June 06, 2012 12:27 AM  
Anonymous Joe said...

You tricked me!

June 06, 2012 12:06 PM  
Anonymous Eva said...

Tricked you HOW?!

Seriously if it was towards the end of the night I was completely unaware of my surroundings, and had absolutely no idea of what was going on (one of the reasons I went home, haha). So...I'm...sorry? For something?

If it was a phone number issue, I probably typo'd the last 4 numbers (I know the areacode+middle three are correct 'cause I remember talkin' about them). They should've been 7157, if they weren't :p Your phone has impossibly tiny keys and I suck at drunk phone usage!

June 06, 2012 1:16 PM  
Anonymous Eva said...

Tricked you HOW?!

Seriously if it was towards the end of the night I was completely unaware of my surroundings, and had absolutely no idea of what was going on (one of the reasons I went home, haha). So...I'm...sorry? For something?

If it was a phone number issue, I probably typo'd the last 4 numbers (I know the areacode+middle three are correct 'cause I remember talkin' about them). They should've been 7157, if they weren't :p Your phone has impossibly tiny keys and I suck at drunk phone usage!

June 06, 2012 1:16 PM  
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