Friday, March 16, 2012

I Remember Aprilween/ The End Is Near/ Photo Dump

First let me remind you that, as a Lifetime Member For Life in The Fucking Bike Club when spring rolls around and the birds start chirping, you should instinctively start planning your Aprilween costume. Because when the moon is full in April and you show up at Turtle Park you had better be in costume and on a bicycle. If you can't be bothered to throw together something that passes for a Halloween costume, we don't wand you in this club!  This years Aprilween is scheduled for Friday April 6th. Meet at Turtle Park around 10pm, the ride leaves at 11pm sharp.


Second,  Full Moon Fiasco #100 is on the horizon. It will be the Final Fiasco in its current form. Prepare yourself for this fact.

Third, Here are a couple pictures from the last few Full Moon Fiascoes.

Fiasco #83: Dog in a Backpack
 Full Moon Fiasco #84: Shitty Weather


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rest in peace, FBC. You will be missed.

Goodnight, sweet prince.

March 16, 2012 11:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the Full Moon Fiascos ending after #100??? Please elaborate

March 19, 2012 9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Full Moon Fiasco #100 seems like a good place to stop.

March 19, 2012 10:18 AM  
Anonymous LTMFL said...

Thank Fucking god. In a few months I will stop having to drunkenly drag myself out of bed to go to work the morning after every full moon. Who remembers to request off the morning after every Fucking Full Moon. And then to explain that to your employer seems ridiculous. I have had many people think im crazy to go on a full moon bike ride EVERY FULL MOON. And after Full Moon 100 I will get to prove to them that I AM THE SANE ONE AND THEY ARE ALL THE CRAZIES!!!!!!!!

March 19, 2012 6:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


March 19, 2012 6:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I refuse to live in a world where Full Moon Fiascos don't exist.

March 19, 2012 7:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude above.... I agree whole heartedly

March 20, 2012 2:05 AM  
Anonymous dump in a pumpkin said...

in its current form! sweet baby jesus I'm hoping it goes on. i need to show off to these county babes that i am a part of this bike gang and i do it big on the regular. holy moses i hope this tradish keeps up!

March 20, 2012 8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor? nooooo, and the fbc rides won't be over until the moon stops being full over pearl harbor either. it may get smaller, it may get less organised, but it'll never be over. it is a tradition that has become transcendant, whatever the fuck that means. so put that in your fbc pipe and smoke it.

March 21, 2012 12:25 AM  
Anonymous still pumpkin dumpin said...

/\-- i'd dump in a pumpkin to that!

March 21, 2012 8:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope we kill 100 coyotes on the 100th Full Moon Fiasco.

March 21, 2012 2:16 PM  
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March 21, 2012 9:30 PM  
Anonymous everybody said...

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March 21, 2012 11:51 PM  
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March 22, 2012 5:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Screw you blog admin., this is street justice. In tower grove, WEAPONS RIDE! This knockout crap has gotta stop. Let's stop it with force.

March 23, 2012 7:00 AM  
Anonymous Lee said...

How are you gonna choose who to beat up? Will any group of black kids do?

Organize your racist vigilante justice somewhere else. The Friendly Bike Club wants no part of this.


March 23, 2012 9:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sucks that it's not safe to ride home solo. Come to Vinyl Fight on tues night and help support Pete.

March 23, 2012 1:52 PM  
Blogger JennSTL said...

Lee, you're a babe. Way to keep racist turds offa my bike club. I look forward to whatever the future holds.

March 24, 2012 3:29 PM  
Anonymous tracy said...

100% agree with Jenn. I just hope I'm included...

March 25, 2012 5:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "racist turds" are the knockout kids. Personally I don't care what color you are, if you blindly attack attack my friends then I've got it out for you. Reactionary maybe, but racist, no.

March 26, 2012 8:45 AM  
Anonymous Mr diggleberry pumpkin dumper said...

I say we have these knock out kings go dump in a pumpkin. then sit them down and say. ya see?! this is america. land of the free. if you want to go home and dump in a pumpkin. you totaly can!!! isn't that amazing!! Be free you ragaruffin and dump in whatever vegetable you like.

March 26, 2012 9:05 AM  
Anonymous Lee said...

Ok, please refrain from organizing any reactionary vigilante justice (racist or non-racist) on the FBC blog. Thanks!


March 26, 2012 10:45 AM  
Anonymous Matthew said...

I miss Stag beer. You guys remember that stuff?

March 27, 2012 6:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Duly note that Fiasco #100 is over a year away...we shant fret just yet. Helluva milestone regardless...

March 28, 2012 5:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there a best april ween costume award? If so, I'm gonna win that shheeeeetttt

April 04, 2012 10:19 AM  
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