Friday, May 13, 2011

A Springtime Promenade

The birds are chirping, the northern hemisphere is warming and the Fucking Bike Club feels like dancing.

Tuesday May 17th is FBC Prom. Dress to impress, bring your dancing shoes and meet your Fucking Bike Club at Turtle Park at 6:15pm. The ride leaves a 7:00pm sharp. The early start ensures we have plenty of time to dance.  There will be a $3 admission to the venue, so don't say nobody warned you.

Let's have some fun!!



Anonymous TOM said...

Some of my favorite bands are playing Lemp this same night, so, Frankly, there's no way I'm missing it. But, I have never missed a FBCP, and also like Frank, I ain't missing this FBCP either. Must I wait till Tuesday to find out the name of the venue?

May 13, 2011 12:36 PM  
Anonymous Lee said...


May 13, 2011 12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dressing up and dancing.. eh, maybe? You know what would be awesome, bike riding! That is the best party and dance there could ever be.

May 13, 2011 12:40 PM  
Blogger franswa said...

You see that is why it is called th fucking BIKE club... We plan to ride bikes and dance because we are that cool sheesh

May 13, 2011 6:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we arrive to turtle park via limo?

May 14, 2011 6:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can arrive by aircraft carrier, if you wanna take the time to build a canal.

May 14, 2011 10:21 PM  
Blogger roseblablabland said...


May 14, 2011 11:54 PM  
Anonymous Meh said...

Can we start a motion for those who would actually like to ride, and not dance? Like, stop off for a minute or whatever.. And keep riding?

May 15, 2011 5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's stopping you from doing that yourself? You don't need a motion.

May 15, 2011 5:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one is making your stop and dance. Keep riding your bike, if you like. There will just be more rug for me to cut.

May 15, 2011 5:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any word on where "the venue" is going to be? A few of us riders weren't aware the ride was going to be starting so early and won't get off until 9pm. We would love to meet up with the group if we can figure out where everyone will be around 10ish or so?

May 15, 2011 10:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last Fiasco before the Rapture. Are you ready?

May 16, 2011 9:03 AM  
Blogger enfersinge said...

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May 16, 2011 11:37 AM  
Blogger enfersinge said...

Can't miss this one.

PS. Some guy was jumping in the background ruining my photos.



May 16, 2011 11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wheres this venue?

i ave to work til 10.... so sad.


May 16, 2011 9:48 PM  
Blogger King said...

Tonights the night tonights the night tonights the night tonights the night tonights the night tonights the night tonights the night tonights the night tonights the night

May 17, 2011 7:50 AM  
Anonymous FBC said...

Our final destination is a secret. If you can't make the start of the ride, call someone who is on the ride when you're ready to meet up.

If we announce where we are going early a bunch of lame-o's will just drive there and ruin our fun.

May 17, 2011 8:47 AM  
Anonymous Prom Dates!!! said...


May 17, 2011 11:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

314 488 7141

i volunteer my number, if you need to meet up at the location, call and i'll give directions.

May 17, 2011 12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kick Out The Jams, Motherfucker!

May 17, 2011 2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh man. Did not know it started early. I will still be riding around tonight - hope to see those pedaling/dancing shoes on the town

May 17, 2011 7:52 PM  
Anonymous PROM 2011 said...


May 18, 2011 12:45 AM  
Blogger kellyg said...

Best time I ever had at a prom, that's for sure. Nice work!

May 18, 2011 10:24 AM  
Anonymous Pancake Master said...

Thanks a billion to the guardian angel derby girl that gave Doug and me a ride home when my bike kersploded.

May 18, 2011 1:15 PM  
Blogger dramacidal.maniac said...

I was the guardian angel derby girl..and you are very welcome!! :)

May 18, 2011 3:29 PM  
Anonymous Doug said...

What Rob said! Thanks a bunch for helping us out with the ride home.

Last night was crazy ridiculous.

May 18, 2011 7:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pancake man and Doug (presumably pancake boy?)

don't believe that smiley face in dramacidial girl's post

her blog makes clear she hates you, being people, also that she is considering a catholic priest pyramid scheme


May 19, 2011 10:37 PM  
Blogger The Pancake Master said...

Oh, it's Pancake Master, and no mistake on that. Although, I did get carded at the bar tonight. Do you know what being carded means? It means someone thinks you are, or might be, 20 years old (or younger), when you are, in fact, 30 years old (or older), in my case.

I think Beat'n-Chix K. has done her due diligence to prove whatever she needs to prove, to me and Doug alike. Whether she hates us or not is irrelevant; she saved our danged hides!

May 20, 2011 2:37 AM  

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