Monday, June 21, 2010

Open Call

Hello fellow Lifetime Members For Life, I would like to take this opportunity to remind you the next official meeting of your Fucking Bike Club is scheduled for this Saturday night, June 26th. It will not be the underwear ride. It will be our 64th contiguous full moon bike ride and It promises to be a Summer night in St. Louis. How should we spend it?

If anyone out there has an idea for a great route that we've never done before, or a fun destination that can accommodate several hundred cheap and sweaty bike riders on a Saturday night, don't be shy. Use the Contact The FBC link and let it be known!

Full Moon Fiasco #64: As Yet Undecided.

-Lee

63 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a huge punk show at building R that we could probably talk our way into...
-Jenn D

June 22, 2010 8:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tequila wyld has been renamed...that's like a new destination.

June 22, 2010 8:46 AM  
Anonymous Please! said...

No Tequila Wyld this month!

June 22, 2010 9:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

punk show sounds grrraaet!!!!

June 22, 2010 11:16 AM  
Anonymous Pancake Master said...

I know of a Party in/near Fox Park that may be conducive to our needs? Maybe?...Details forthcoming at the BEE-MAIL link!

June 22, 2010 11:29 AM  
Anonymous Underwear said...

why not the underwear ride?!?!?!?!?!

June 22, 2010 12:31 PM  
Blogger Ben Smith said...

Building R is no longer Building R. The show that is in that there place should be a good time though.

I just out scene'd Jenn D.

June 22, 2010 1:32 PM  
Blogger Tara said...

DEFINITELY. BOCCE. BALL.

Milo's (5201 Wilson Ave, aka Wilson & Marconi) has an outdoor bocce ball field/court/whatever you call it. Every time I've been there, it's been pretty slow (read: lots of room and bartender attention for the FBC), but I don't know if I've ever been on a Saturday night...

Although, apparently St. Louis is hosting the US Bocce Championship this week??? Woot StL
http://www.stlbocce.com/Chap2010.htm

June 22, 2010 3:30 PM  
Anonymous Kevin said...

There's no way in hell Milo's can hold a saturday night fbc... I vote for a swimsuit ride to some body of water that can hold many, and all i can think of is... the Grand Basin. Don't know if that increases our PR with the city tho...

June 22, 2010 9:09 PM  
Blogger badgadjit said...

Milo's is usually busy on saturday nights. and the bocce courts (pronounced "Boe-Chee" lol) close at 11 i believe. I used to work there back in the day.

I vote for the body of water!!

June 22, 2010 11:19 PM  
Anonymous scumbag witha chromebag said...

um. Grand Basin!

June 23, 2010 5:26 AM  
Anonymous Scumbag #2 said...

Penthouse club!

But be warned, Chrome bags are frowned upon there.

June 23, 2010 8:15 AM  
Anonymous The Original Scumbag said...

There is nothing cheap about Penthouse Club!! If you wanna go east and cheap, then we'll need to go somewhere like ROXY'S!!!

June 23, 2010 10:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

uhhh... quentin tarantino themed bike ride. dirty strip club to follow.

June 24, 2010 8:45 AM  
Blogger dgtized said...

A very late prom set. I vote against grand basin, we get kicked out of there before we even get a chance to party. Hell, last underwear ride, the rangers trailed us the whole way through the park, we wouldn't have even got a chance to jump in.

June 24, 2010 2:02 PM  
Anonymous 2010 tour de parks said...

ok lee asked for ideas, so i'll throw one out. how about the "2010 tour de parks". we could do a loop thru forest, franz, lindenwood, tilles, francis, sublette, vigo, tower grove and clifton not nec. in that order. at each park, a brief stop with some kind of group chug. (pack ur backpacks). it's cheap and i don't think been done before. the grove has a couple events (beach bash on boyle and a cool burlesque show at atomic) going on so we cold mosey there after the last stop. for those not wanting to spend money, we could turn manchester into an fbc free for life event. as far as a theme i'd say wear your most craptastic old biker gear you have. just my frickin' two cents.

lee i think i could map out a pretty good route and deliver it to you in a sealed envelope that will be kept in a mayo jar on my porch until saturday if you need it.

June 24, 2010 9:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.."Parks in the Dark", "Glow-in-the-Park"?

Glow-in-the-dark themed ride through all the parks? It could happen!

June 24, 2010 10:13 PM  
Anonymous Lirch said...

"2010 Tour De Parks", now that's creative.

June 25, 2010 7:29 AM  
Anonymous Ben said...

2010 Tour de Parks is a fantastic idea. I wish I weren't going out of town this weekend.

Regardless of the theme/route, everyone have fun and PARTY HARD!

June 25, 2010 7:42 AM  
Blogger roseblablabland said...

how about...FUN!

June 25, 2010 9:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shirt and tie pants optional?

June 25, 2010 1:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we do the River De Peres Greenway and/or Carondolet, too? They's so pretty.

Def agree with "Glow-in-the-Park" theme. Wear neon and shiz.

June 25, 2010 2:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glow in the park tour. yes. Also, Pride ride?
And Ben Smith, I was dumbing it down for the children. There is no outscening me, and that's a fact. Bitch.
Jenn D

June 25, 2010 3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this gonna be an 11:00 ride or an early ride?

June 25, 2010 4:16 PM  
Anonymous 2010 tour de parks said...

well the nine i mentioned are in a pretty good loop. if we stop at each one and chug it's gonna take awhile. we could pick up wilmore (is that the river des peres greenway?) pretty easy. my idea was to hit some city streets we don't normally hit, and hit some of the obscure little parks.

and yes "glow in the park" is a grand theme. wish i had thought of it. 100 glow sticks at walmart for like $12. but i still say since it's a "bike tour" you gotta wear your most craptastic old bike gear you have.

but it's lee's call. he's the captain. if not this time, maybe another.

just my frickin' two cents......

June 25, 2010 5:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lee, is the ride 11:30?

June 25, 2010 6:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you gave us two cents twice, i think we've made 4 cents by now.. score.

June 25, 2010 10:32 PM  
Anonymous Hall Monitor said...

let's let AWK pick our theme.

June 25, 2010 11:21 PM  
Anonymous Father Time said...

The ride always leaves at 11pm unless blog post says otherwise.

June 26, 2010 2:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

didn't realize it was pride weekend. probably not a bad idea to represent? end up on manchester?

June 26, 2010 7:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok here's my two million cents. it's saturday night and the ride will be huge. it is pride weekend and the grove will be hoppin'. some kind of ride on the so. side ending up on manchester seems appropriate. park idea sounds cool and cheap. glow in the park thing sounds cool and cheap. and the site of a couple hundred of the most awesome people in st. louis showing up on manchester at the stroke of midnight in a rainbow of glowing colors on bikes? well that's just priceless!!!!!!!!!!! i say let's do it! but that's just me.....

June 26, 2010 8:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg love that. rainbow of glowing luv on manchester at the (heat)stroke of midnight = REVOLUTION. Can we do parks, glow, and still end up on Manchester? That trio would be hot.

June 26, 2010 12:03 PM  
Anonymous straight eye for the queer guy said...

yeah i think that would be awesome. the fbc has always been the most bestest group of people in town. let's show 'em some rainbow colors.

besides that, pridefest is always awesome. those peeps know how to party. let's show em how the fbc rolls!

rollin' in there with 200 rainbow warriors at low noon would be the scene!

where's lee? we good? glow in the park?

June 26, 2010 12:28 PM  
Anonymous yeah im going to walmart said...

ok here's my plan. i have 3 walmarts close. i will pick up every glow stick they have and sell them at cost to the fbc lifetime members for life. if not i can take 'em back. if lee says yes, i say we roll with the rainbows. sounds awesome. :P

June 26, 2010 12:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:00pm, glow sticks. But where is Lee?

June 26, 2010 2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about we support our local small businesses and tour the awesome liquor stores of the greater metro area?

June 26, 2010 2:52 PM  
Blogger Maxwell Grady said...

I'm new to the STL bike scene having just moved in from chitown.
I 'd love to ride with ya'll tonight. The tour de parks idea with glow sticks sounds awesome. Ending in the grove on manchester sounds even better.

Maxwell.

June 26, 2010 4:11 PM  
Blogger LetsDoThis! said...

If you can't find glow sticks, or don't have a walmart close. You can get 5 for a dollar (braclet size) at the Dollar Tree, or two Necklace size also for a dollar.

June 26, 2010 4:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank god! i'm in need of a new fairly cheap bicycle, but nice. i'm 5 '4. somebody help me so i can ride next month.
Thank you kindly,
sarah k.

June 27, 2010 1:22 AM  
Anonymous Rose said...

I found a tire pump in Turtle Park after the ride, let me know if you think it might be yours: rdavis01 at mica dot edu

June 27, 2010 2:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sarah k, i have a couple extra bikes. if you want to borrow one anytime, look me up. i feel guilty hauling one bike on my four bike rack anyway.

okpromotions@aol.com

June 27, 2010 9:43 AM  
Anonymous sad trombone said...

Anybody find a set of keys/teeshirt at the 7-11 or Manchester? The keys go to a Toyota, there are several house keys, and a small flashlight on the ring.

June 27, 2010 11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i went to a bike ride last night and 7/11 dance party broke out! how freakin' awesomely random was that?

great ride pete!

June 27, 2010 12:19 PM  
Blogger Marcus said...

I'd like to second the nomination for the freakin awesomely random award. Let's hear it for Pete!

June 27, 2010 1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i was way over my alcohol limit last night leaving atomic when a bungee caught my spokes and took me out. I wasn't even back on my drunken feet yet and two lifetime members for life stopped, cut the damn thing off with a swiss army knife that magically apppeared out of thin air, put my chain back on in the process getting greasy as all hell, handed me back my bike, and left the scene as fast as it happened. it was like a sudden gust of bike mechanic blew over me. i didn't even get a chance to thank them! man what a night! fbc rules!!!!!!!!! and thanks!!!!

June 27, 2010 5:42 PM  
Blogger DoeHands said...

aw I love it when the mechanics save the day. Little known fact: They love tips.

June 27, 2010 6:26 PM  
Anonymous Epicity said...

lee you picked one hell of a night to go canoeing! EPIC is all i'll say. the best part (one of many) is after some particularly athletic fbc'er for life performed some amazing aerial manuever in the dance circle culminating with a kryponite lock falling out of his backpack from ten feet up in the air while upside down, the guy in the party jeep proceeded to do a standing back flip. wtf? the guy was like 50 and wearing a suit. i bet the guy in the 7/11 is still talking about it. i have some really good pics i'll email lee. the insanity is in full blown epic proportions.

the epicity was off the charts.

June 27, 2010 8:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heres a video of the epic 7-11 fbc dance fiasco, copy & paste... http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc310/laineys7/fbc/?action=view&current=7_11party.mp4

June 28, 2010 10:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tour de franzia this weekend?

June 29, 2010 10:05 AM  
Blogger LetsDoThis! said...

Heres another. hahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lSTfjA0RRc

June 29, 2010 10:35 AM  
Anonymous Lirch said...

Anybody wanna ride out to Verizon Ampitheatre on monday for Warped?? Only bout 4 bands I wanna see. Wish I knew the "line up", not just whose playing. But A.W.K. will be there!!!!! Holla!!!

July 02, 2010 10:03 AM  
Anonymous stolen trek 1500 said...

STOLEN BIKE!

red trek 1500

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please contact (314) 596-2869 if spotted.

July 12, 2010 11:51 PM  
Anonymous Kayce said...

There is a race this Saturday night. Meet up at 11pm at Turtle park. $5 cash prize for first overall and first female. Fun for every one.

July 14, 2010 11:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know when the next FBC is? Work needs to be requested off for the next day!

July 17, 2010 5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

check the farmers almanac

July 18, 2010 1:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/article_bc126df8-9284-11df-95c5-00127992bc8b.html

July 19, 2010 10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SundaySundaySunday, huh?
Gimmie a theme, FBC overlords.

July 19, 2010 1:33 PM  
Anonymous Lirch said...

I'm ready to ride my bike in my underwear!!!

July 19, 2010 9:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like you need an excuse...

July 20, 2010 9:39 AM  
Anonymous Brian said...

city wide open studio tour is saturday and sunday, and my studio at the luminary center for the arts will open on saturday. it should be a good day to ride your bike around this amazing city and check out some art stuff. http://www.openstudiosonline.org/ for more info

July 20, 2010 11:10 AM  
Anonymous The Boss of You said...

Quit calling the FBC flagship ride an "FBC". I don't want to hear another one you Lifetime Members for Life say "next FBC" or "last FBC" ever again. The ride is called a FIASCO! FBC is the CLUB. It is an acronym for Fucking Bike Club. The rides are fiascos.

You have been warned. Do not make this mistake again.

July 20, 2010 11:12 AM  
Anonymous Lirch said...

No moron, I don't NEED an excuse. I was merely alluding that it would be nice if the upcoming ride were the Underwear Ride. Get a clue. Sell your bike, cause no one needs negativity like yours on the ride. You know my name.

July 20, 2010 11:18 AM  
Anonymous Pamelabyer said...

why not the underwear ride?!?!?!?!?!

November 30, 2012 2:52 PM  

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