Tuesday, October 18, 2005

best fiasco ever!

holy fucking shit FBCer's, that fiasco was amazing. i am at work and and it is the next morning and my head hurts, and when i woke up today i did have the shakes a little bit. but last night was worth it. lets recap: 65+ people (that is fucking great), all riding together. we did start a little fast, but soon after everyone got the idea and slowed down. just before the quick trip stop we did have the first fiasco pile up. caused by none other than candy john. (he may deny this, but multiple witnesses say he went over the bars and started the pile up, so come on john cop to it baby). we then had the quick trip stop. here is where the cops showed up. however, they did not hassle us, fucking amazing, they told us to pick up the cans we left in the parking lot, again, fucking amazing. we then reached our finale destination, crondolet park, where the first full moon fiasco crit took place. one lap, all left turns, winner take all (there were no real prizes, so in fact the winner got squat). three classes: fixed, single, geared. winners were as follows fixed: andy and his small front wheel. single: captain matt hoffmeyer. geared: peat "the big wiener" henry
after the race we chugged beer and relaxed all the while discussing just how bitchin' the fiasco was. then we left to go home. it was at this point that another fiasco first happened- jim puked. i know it sounds strange, but never before has anyone thrown up while fiascoing. and then a few minutes later he puked again, amazing. i think that cole might have also puked on the way home, but that is, as of blog time, only speculation.
fun had by all. beer had by many.
i would also like to say thank you to all the FBC members who contributed money towards spoke card and sticker fund, it is greatly appriciated.
next full moon fiasco is wednesday november 16, 2005. meet at the hi-pointe at 10pm for drinks, ride at 11.
from the fucking bike club
im out.


Blogger BiciVeloce said...

I won't let a little bruise and scratch get me down. Other than the pile-up I had a great time, especially doing the crit in the park without gears for the first time. If only I could race my fixie when we do the real Tuesday night crits. Thanks for everything.

October 18, 2005 10:47 AM  
Anonymous candy said...

Candy Jon here Allright to set the record straight I swear a foaming squirrel jumped out in front of me and I pulled that front brake not remembering that I had a single speed indoing up in the air tring to avoid a Fbc first pileup only to be ran over by the one and only rob bell who cursed and moaned because he obiviously did not see that fucking squirrel with the red eyes and thought it was all my falt so sorry to ever one who was injured but its the fbc get over it . Candy out Ps Im going to get that little bastered an make a new seat.

October 18, 2005 1:26 PM  
Blogger BiciVeloce said...

Jon I'm totally over it; accidents happen, no worries. I'm glad we all kept riding. I'm actually blaming it on the talking bird from Sugar Creek Valley who wears the monocle. I heard he told the squirrel to do it. If you are unsure of this bird, just ask Rob. He saw it once.

October 18, 2005 2:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cool, awesome, great ,shitdigdy what a fun night but I havent seen any pictures, were are the pic? It make the hole night reliveable.

October 18, 2005 2:44 PM  
Anonymous Richie Tennenbaum said...

Say....Word on the street was that another race was held on the Southwest downhill? Who won that race?? Whoever it was must sure be fast!!

October 18, 2005 3:00 PM  
Blogger fucking bike club said...

i am not sure who won the down hill race. i can say for sure that i did not. maybe it was lee, who is quite fast on that mini-bike, and after the crushing defeat in the 1 lap crit had something to prove. we may never know for sure.

October 18, 2005 3:37 PM  
Anonymous cole said...

for the recored i didn't puke, (hopefully next time while riding in front of the pack) i did however crash in my driveway two feet from the end of my ride and broke the stap on my bag.

October 20, 2005 1:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey FBC,

A community arts org, The Urban Studio, is hosting a Halloween Bike Ride, Oct 29th and I'm trying to get publicity out. It is a daytime deal on the RiverFrontTrail. Is there a FBC email list I can post to? Email me and I'll send you a flyer--I'd email you but I can't find any FBC contact info. Thanks!


October 23, 2005 10:29 PM  

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