Tuesday, May 14, 2013

This Is It People. The Big One.

On Saturday May 25th 2013, your Fucking Bike Club presents Full Moon Fiasco #100: Prom!

Meet at Turtle Park at 6:30pm the ride leaves at 7:30pm sharp. Awesome outfits required!

See you there!

-Lee

48 comments:

  1. cannot. fucking. wait.

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  2. Ohh, the almanac uses eastern time, not central. Full moon is technically on the 24th this month for central time as it falls within the hour. But yea ... guessing the venue is already set.

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  3. Oh, that really sucks. I was planning on extending my trip to STL by a day to catch this...but with the eastern time/central time mixup, I won't be in town (I thought it'd be on Friday). That's too bad. Have a beer or 5 for me.

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  4. Eastern time bullshit is a pain in the arse!

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  5. Jerry LundegaardMay 16, 2013 12:14 PM

    Awww, what the Christ!

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  6. No big deal, give me a bike, some buds, and suds, and I'll boogie.

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  7. Always look on the bright side of life... then whistleMay 16, 2013 12:17 PM

    Saturday is better for a prom.

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  8. Yeah! Maybe Friday is a party day for snooty-no-job-having-complacent types, or Ri¢hie Ri¢h, but for those of us who's last name is not Rockefeller, Saturday is the jam.

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  9. I just got some new tires to make the bike go faster. Can one of you nutty bmx lads teach me to horse hop?

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  13. The only problem with Prom (in my experience)is that there's too many horny teens high on herbal incense. Oh well, hopefully FBC Prom won't be like that.

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  14. Horny teens high on herbal incense is a problem?!

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  15. thisiswhatinternetisforMay 21, 2013 10:32 AM

    the comments have really stepped up in the raunchness.. I feel poop is a thing of the past.. poop of the past if u will. Anyway great job everyone!

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  16. Sixteen will get you twenty.

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  17. I am still looking for a wife

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  18. Tonight is your night!

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  19. That guy is going to get married, and realize how much it sucks.

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  20. Yeah, ha ha. I can see it now:
    I'm looking for a lawyer! I need a lawyer!

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  21. Don't blame the FBC when your life is ruined by that crazy bitch. That's all I'm say'n.

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  22. How do you know she'll be crazy?

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  23. Ummmm... they all are, duh!

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  25. ^^^ See she called us idiots, what a bitch. Even though there was some humor there, I'm sure she'd eventually start acting crazy all the time, like they all do.

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  26. I do like that she made the eat us alive nom sound. But, I agree, the funniness would fade, and we'd be left with soul crushing insults, and constant demands.

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  27. pretty stoked on this

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  28. Prom has been cancelled due to loud thunder. Fbc does not ride when it thunders,

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  29. Prom is canceled because the Wolfpack Hustle kids are now in charge. They're taking us on a sprint interval training ride. Wear your spandex skinsuit and prepare to push your heart rate through the roof. The fun is over. Wolfpack Hustle is now in charge of the FBC. Fixed gear bicycles and an unhealthy desire to live on the West Coast are required.

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    1. You have a totally wrong idea of what Wolfpack Hustle is about. We are fun loving cyclists who enjoy riding fast and pushing our selves in addition to rolling around the city hammered drunk. Each is a blast in its own right. If all you want to do is be belligerent on a bike and call it "fun" then fine, but I won't knock you for it. Don't knock us for enjoying riding hard. If you ever want to see how much you are and can be capable of, come on out. We love new faces and we don't drop anyone.

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  30. Ha ha ha hahahaha

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  31. looks like someone is butthurt about being fat and unable to ride more than 3 miles.

    step your game up, son.

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  32. to each his on man

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  35. I just read all of these comments in one poop! Im still going actually.

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  36. i wish there was FBC brunch! so we can all hang out again and talk about how awesome last night was.

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  37. identityheadpoopMay 26, 2013 9:29 AM

    ::likes:: last two comments... still poops

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  38. I am so hungover. Jesus. AH.

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  39. Any chance of one last post with all of the pictures from prom night?

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  40. pictures please?

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  41. Hey numbskulls, it always takes some time to get the pictures up. This is not fucking Walgreens.

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  42. My heart will forever be saddened that I missed the final #100 prom ride. I hope someone picks up the reigns here! :-*

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