Great news everyone!
After sitting down with the 2nd district police captain, city alderman and a representative for the reptilian overlords of the universe, I was able to procure their blessing and the green light to go ahead with FBC Prom 2012!
This is great news for a couple of reasons:
1) Prom is awesome!
2) Now we can put all the uncharacteristically unfunny recent internet shit talking behind us.
If you happen to be one of those friendly, fun-loving Lifetime Members for Life that this club is known for, and you feel like partying class-act style on a Monday night, then join your brethren at Turtle Park Monday June 4th at 6:30pm. The ride leaves at 7:30pm sharp.
Looking sharp, pretty, fresh, snappy, fancy or dolled up is highly encouraged.
Here's looking forward to yet another magical night!
-Lee
I'm gonna start that foot exercise I learned from Die Hard (barefoot on carpet and make fists with my feet) This will hopefully loosen the tendons, and build calf strength. Gotta get ready for hours of rug-cutting!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe a certain recent fancy-dress dance-party at the HideAway was able to sway the intentions of the FBC back into the prom realm for MMXII? Anywow (that's like "anyway" except for with a lot more enthusiasm), for once in the past thousand months I think I'll finally be able to ride with yonder FBC!
ReplyDeleteyes! the "one"
ReplyDeleteyes! the "one"
ReplyDeleteThank you, Reptilian Overlords of the Universe for allowing prom!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Lifetime Member for Life
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ReplyDeleteum i wore a blazer to the last FBC and nobody else dressed up for prom. i sweated my ass off and that was only a month ago.
ReplyDeletenot sure if i can make a repeat...
Last month was not prom so quit complaining and start PARTYING!
ReplyDelete-jake-
Im prob going to take a couple dumps in a couple different pumpkins and then head up! im so stoked to poop in a pumpkin! ill see u all soon!
ReplyDeletei was misinformed about the theme of the previous FBC. as we used to say back in school --- "wear a formal tire!"
ReplyDeleteFEET
ReplyDeleteWhy so early?
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna grunt the whooollle time..
ReplyDeleteKeep the poop flowin.. BOOM!
i woke up this morning opened up my pumpkin. took a seat. then was like holy dumps FBC prom is tomo. i got to gogo. so i put the cap back on the pumpkin. threw it in the street and started jumping for joy! its america!!!
ReplyDeleteLee, i saw you yesterday...or the day before...
ReplyDeleteYou were riding your little bike out of tower grove.. and then you sat on your porch or something. I saw it. Don't lie! You were there!
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ReplyDeletei have a suggestion other than pooping in pumpkins. Lets ride around to wherever and end up at ciseros. dj cinnaman (misspelled) and they have SNES on a big screen. i want to go. u should too.
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ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU
ReplyDeleteWe go where we go and then you'll know. RIDE STARTS AT 730!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't look like very good Fiasco weather to me...
ReplyDeleteIs the ride still happening if it rains?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely not wearing a pretty dress in this crap, nossiry bob.
ReplyDeletethe only thing that will melt in the rain is the shit in Mr. Grunts pumpkin so get out there and ride your bikes in this rain you babies!
ReplyDeleteQuit whining about the rain and ride your fucking bike.
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ReplyDeleteRAIN BE GONE, RIDE BICYCLES!
ReplyDeleteRain is now gone. Time to ride. All I wanna know is who's coming with me?
ReplyDeleteAnyone know where the ride is going (even a little bit) so I can join up? I just got off work :-(((
ReplyDeleteHihiii
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to say thank you for your concerns, but I made it home safe 'n sound, not even a cop to pull me over!
But I reallyreallyreally do appreciate those of you who were unsure if I'd make it home okay.
I'm good!
-Eva
[y'know, pink hair, orange bike, etc]
I need to thank that nice person who stopped when I crashed and checked to make sure I was unconcussed and all. I appreciate it. (from the man in a dress who took a spill)
ReplyDeleteProm ride was awesome. Lee, we danced for a while, do you recall? I had on black chucks w purple laces. If it was all in the name of fbc, I still had fun!
ReplyDeleteMi amigo, usted es como Shakespeare. Su artículo es muy bueno. Usted debe hacerlo profesionalmente
ReplyDeleteSuch.A.Good.Prom!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the ride! that was fun as hell. i do have one problem though. pumpkin pooping. I dont think i am grunting enough. Mc Grunts do u have any tips or tricks so i can resume filling up pumpkins with poop?
ReplyDeleteIt was awesome, Mr Awesome! Thanks for the adventure!
ReplyDeleteAnxiously awaiting Deko and Lee's photos. I know there were multiple Kodak moments.
ReplyDeletelet's see some photos!
ReplyDeletethose guys with the beards were sexy!!!
Everyone looked beautiful.
ReplyDeleteAlmost no shitters.
Prom was the raddest.
Thanks, FBC!
Also, sorry m'am but Lee already has a beee-uuu-tiful lady.
ReplyDeleteGood thing there are so many other handsome dudes in FBC.
Life is Good. Can't stop smiling after a killer night!
ReplyDeleteI want to see the pics!!!
ReplyDeleteMighty fine ride! I had the good times. Eva, you're a turd. Glad you made home though!
ReplyDeleteWait wait what did I do?! D:
ReplyDeleteYou tricked me!
ReplyDeleteTricked you HOW?!
ReplyDeleteSeriously if it was towards the end of the night I was completely unaware of my surroundings, and had absolutely no idea of what was going on (one of the reasons I went home, haha). So...I'm...sorry? For something?
If it was a phone number issue, I probably typo'd the last 4 numbers (I know the areacode+middle three are correct 'cause I remember talkin' about them). They should've been 7157, if they weren't :p Your phone has impossibly tiny keys and I suck at drunk phone usage!
Tricked you HOW?!
ReplyDeleteSeriously if it was towards the end of the night I was completely unaware of my surroundings, and had absolutely no idea of what was going on (one of the reasons I went home, haha). So...I'm...sorry? For something?
If it was a phone number issue, I probably typo'd the last 4 numbers (I know the areacode+middle three are correct 'cause I remember talkin' about them). They should've been 7157, if they weren't :p Your phone has impossibly tiny keys and I suck at drunk phone usage!
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