Prove your idiot future grandkids wrong. Join The Fucking Bike Club for:Keg Party on Wheels: The Cold Ride with Cold Beer.
On Saturday January 20th, Brian Depauli, homeowner, will be towing a keg of beer behind his trusty bike, Death Shadow, from The Turtle Park to Fast Eddies Bon Aire in beautiful, historic Alton Illinois. Now don't worry, if the keg is empty before we even reach the flood wall, John Patterson knows where there are some gas stations that sell beer and where a retarded beaver lives. I'll even bring a sharpie for knuckle tattoos.
Bring tools to fix your bike and enough money to split the cost of a shitty motel room with as many FBCers as you think are rad enough to show up. We will be riding back on Sunday. This is the kind of adventure that you can tell you can tell your grandkids about. You don't want to be a bad grandparent. Do you?